ForumsThe TavernWhich Came First?The Chicken Or The Egg?

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HOCKEYBOY10
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The question continues on.

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nichodemus
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It was the chicken because, if the christian story about the creation of the world was true, then it would be pretty obvious. Adam and Eve arrived to earth as grown adult - not baby's. This means that the Chicken came before the egg because the chicken is an adult version of the egg. Besides, what if the egg didn't hatch? There wouldn't be the delicious animal we now know today as the chicken.


And where did the chicken come from? Any evidence that the creationist view is correct?
Pazx
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K so evolution.

A creature very similar to a chicken laid an egg. That egg hatched into a creature that was even more genetically similar to a chicken. This creature then in turned laid an egg which hatched into what we now know as a chicken.

So, the first chicken obviously came from an egg, but that egg was layed by a creature so minutely different to a chicken.

lol i win the internets i totally stole this point of view from someone in this thread earlier

PerryKid
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Obviously the egg came first, unless the chicken was a dinosaur.

Dinosaurs laid eggs. Egg came first.

Masterforger
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Must've been pretty embarrassing for some huge, proud dinosaur to find that her egg had suffered a mutation and was some small, fluffy semi-flightless creature which clucked around the place and pecked at the ground.

dudeguy45
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It wasn't a dinosaur. It was a jungle foul that laid the egg that hatched to be what we know as a modern chicken.

Masterforger
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Of course. I was joking. Undoubtedly the first thing came first. The first thing is merely under speculation as to what the first thing was.

Radiation_burnzz
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the obvious answer is two eggs how would the hen get fertilized if there is no rooster?

TheGodZlo
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First came Chuck Noris guys! FFS!

derp3101
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of course it was God !!!!who created the egg?God.God created the egg which cracked open and turned into a chicken.

partydevil
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1st came the egg.

the chicken was a mutated bird at 1st. the 1st chicken had non chickens as parents. (the power of evolution =P )

the egg was already around whit lizards and alike.

epicness01
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Both results are paradoxical. For example, the egg can't come first because where did it come from? And the chicken can't come first because where did it come from? Either way, it's not important which came first as long as both came.

BoredMartian
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Probably some mini-dinosaurs made a big mistake...

TazManiac7
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As far as I'm concerned, they are both delicious and nutritious! Doesn't matter which came first as long as they end in my breakfast and lunch!

Sorry vegetarians! I totally understand your cause and I strongly believe at one point I will become a vegetarian, just not yet :\\

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