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snowguy13
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Well, I bet you can guess what this thread is about!

For those that don't know what these are:

Onomatopoeia - Words made to describe sounds. For example, "boom", "crash", "zip", etc.

Oxymoron - Two words that conflict each other, but still make sense! For example, "civil war" and "jumbo shrimp".

Pun - A play on words, meant to be funny (and often annoying).
These require a bit more of a context. Here are some I found on a site:
"I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words."

[Here, the pun lies in 'lay on words', which is the definition of a pun, but also a way to describe a play based on puns.]

"Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners."

[Here, the pun lies in 'one-liners'. This pun, in itself, is a one-liner, and it is about monorails, which are single-rail trains.]

So, hopefully this will be as successful as the Anagrams thread.

Please take time to put in a relevant response!

Again, to get things started (please label which device you are sharing):
Onomatopoeia - boom, crash, zip
Oxymorons - jumbo shrimp, civil war
Puns
"I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words."
"Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners."

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Jefferysinspiration
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Pardon the pun.

hokzwijn
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I have to learn about orbits for science class. I just can't get around it.

snowguy13
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Here's an oxymoron:

Pretty ugly

I say that to my friends all the time. "You're pretty... ugly."

idontsuckthatmuch
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civil war


Wow, I never thought of it that way.

Dang, I can't think of a good pun right now... I'll post when I think of a really good/really stupid one.
Maverick4
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I made a cheesy pun the other day about Brie.

snowguy13
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I might add, situational oxymorons are okay, too, as long as you explain the context. By situational I simply mean an oxymoron that has some background to share before listeners can understand it.

snowguy13
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I hate making cheeseburgers. My dad always gets to cut the cheese first.

[Pun]

snowguy13
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I love annoying my friends with awful puns.

Here're a couple...

"You don't make any sense."
"Actually, I make a lot of money at my job."

"This ball is flat."
"Looks round to me."

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Oxymorons

one dark day in the middle of the night
2 dead boys got up to fight

back to back the faced each other
shot their swords and killed one another

the deaf policeman heard the shot,
and came to arrest these two bad boys,

if you don't believe my tale is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too.

snowguy13
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@Koru7

That's interesting, though it technically doesn't fit under the definition for oxymoron.

Still, this is the stuff I was hoping for when i started this thread, keep it coming!

snowguy13
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Well, to add some onomatopoeia...

whizz, zoom, ker-blam!, pyoom (my brother does this when his toy army men are shooting), buzz, quack, meow...

By the way, onomatopoeia is pronounce ahn-uh-mat-uh-PEE-uh. It's weird!

TackyCrazyTNT
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Why did the musician go underground?
He was told to be Minor.
lolololololol....that wasn't funny. Sorry.

I wanted to make a joke about bread, but it was too corny.
I should stop now.

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Oxymoron: government intelligence.

Many people have entered their snapdragon years. Where most of their body has lost it's snap and what's left is dragon.

snowguy13
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xD Those kinds are my favorites. On your bread joke, did you mean to say "...was too crumby."?

Well, this isn't mine, but...
"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out."
-taken from age=12">this site

snowguy13
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One time, my friend randomly (as a joke) called me a ho.

I said, "I'm pretty sure I'm not a gardening tool."

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