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"Where at war **** it, someones gotta be offended."

"[Veni,Vidi,Vici" I came, I saw, I conquered. Gaius Julius Caesar. ]

"When embarking on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

-Confucius

I've always loved that one.

"Knowledge is the counting of every drop in the waterfall. Wisdom is understanding why the water seeks the earth."
--Unknown

"you cant bring the dead to life. that is why life is so wonderful" (not sure if that was exactly like that though)

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.

Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton ( I have no idea who this guy is.)

on page two, EnterOrion says the quote "When embarking on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

You didnt finish it, as Tallahasee would say off of zombie land would reply, "yes, one for the big **** one for the little ****."

I also like these ones:

He was a wise man who invented beer.
-Plato

The wise man does at once what the fool does finally.
-Nicollo Machiavelli

Wise men argue causes; fools decide them.
-Anacharsis

"one mans insanity is another mans genius, someday they will recognize the genius in my insanity" -(i forgot)

thats my fav quote ever i saw it on the interwebs a while ago

"Time Tells All"-Unknown

This is one of the wisest and deepest quotes.

"time to nut up, or shut up", also from zombieland, bet you can guess one of my favorite movies.

In life, there are only two things to be worried about: either you're either well or you're sick.
If you're well, you have nothing to worry about.
If you're sick, you only have two things to be worried about: either you're either going to get better or you're going to die.
If you get better, you have nothing to worry about.
If you die, you only have two things to be worried about: either you go to Heaven or you go to hell.
If you go to Heaven, you have nothing to worry about.
If you go to Hell, you'll be too busy shaking hands with old friends to worry about anything.

"Hold my beer and watch this".

if you commit to something and try your best you will never look like a fool

'Hey guys, watch this!'
-Famous Last Words

'Immaturity is the inability to use one's own intelligence without the assistance of another.'
-Immanuel Kant

'It is better to be feared than loved.'
-Machiavelli

'Any problem in the world can be solved with the careful application of high explosives. The trick is not to be around when they go off.'
-Unknown