as my dad would say; "eople are stupid" pretty much relates to anything to explain all the crap in the world. wars, holocausts, thirst for power and money.... people don't think, they just act selfishly and stupidly.
"I didn't go to his funeral but I sent a letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain and "I love long walks especially when they're taken by people who annoy me." Fred Allen.
"Man in front of car is tired. Man behind car is exhausted" "Man who wait for roast chicken to fly into open mouth wait long time." "Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion."
-My Dad
"Whats a person who speaks three languages? Trilingual. Two languages? Bilingual. One language? American."
More serious at the top, and funnier towards the bottom.
"He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise." -Voltaire
"To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution." -Marcus Aurelius
"Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy: The mad daughter of a wise mother. These daughters have too long dominated the earth." -Voltaire
"Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise." -William Shakespeare
"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish." -Albert Einstein
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." -Bill Cosby
"Guys, it's ok! He just wanted his machete back!" -That dude from Jason X right before being hacked to death.