Japanese mentality to work:- If one can do it, i can do it.If no one can do it, i must do it. American mentality:- If one can do it, let him do it.If no one can do it, lets hire a Jap to do it.
A judge once said:- In every thing is legal especially the illegal. In america, every thing is legal other than the illegal. In germany every thing is illegal other than the legal. And in russia every thing is illegal especially the illegal. (LAMEST right?)
ok two muffins are baking in the oven and one muffin says to the other muffin "its getting hot in here" the other muffin replies "holy cow its a talking muffin
parrot flys into a bar and says "oly wana cracker" bar tender says "we don't have crackers" parrot says "oly wana cracker" again.bar tender says "we don't have crackers" again parrot says again "oly wana cracker" bar tender yells "[b]IF YOU SAY POLY WANA CRACKER,I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE WALL!" parrot says "got any nails" bar tender says "no" parrot says "oly wana cracker"
what did the frosting say to the foot? i'm sweet and you're salty. get it? salty? like sweaty feet. cause sweat is salty. my toe had frosting on it by the way.
