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lonewolf537
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a game in which you somehow break or lose a legendary weapon and then create a new one which the next poster must break.

example:
me: super emo blade of wrist sliting

next poster: broke it trying to slit my wrist. uber blade of double postage

next poster: gave it to a hobo for a shiney piece of dirt.

ect ect. feel free to be as cheesy as you want in breaking or creating new weapons.

i'll start. uber pwnage hammer of whitesmithing death.

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pimpin63
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godzilla remote controler

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj184/mymombeatsme/godzilla.gif

izapora
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izapora
116 posts
Nomad

sadly, you forgot batteries and godzilla is useless.

i have a pile of dirt that erodes all it touches.

steevo15
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steevo15
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it erodes through the earth and you lose it...too bad

i have some battery acid

pimpin63
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pimpin63
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Nomad

its nuclear powerd!

steevo15
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...that didn't tell me how you destroy it or lose it...

Footballmatt422
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Footballmatt422
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Nomad

it dries out and becomes powder and you lose it when the wind blows

i have a chain gun turret with infinate ammo

steevo15
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i am an assassin and slit your throat from behind while you are controlling the chain gun turret with infinite ammo

i now have a chain gun turret with infinite ammo only i upgraded it, now it has armor on all sides and mirrors so i can see if some one is behind me =P

pimpin63
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pimpin63
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Godzilla will step on you

chiliad_nodi
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chiliad_nodi
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I have The Power of the press!

Footballmatt422
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Footballmatt422
54 posts
Nomad

nobody reads it and its not a power at all

Footballmatt422
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Footballmatt422
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Nomad

you die because there is no air

i have a 2 foot crowbar

coolmanrule
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coolmanrule
149 posts
Nomad

bush takes it away

i make a gogle thing that blows up thin air

izapora
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izapora
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Nomad

the two foot crowbar grows legs and a nervous system then kills you and takes off before the cops can catch him.

i have a golden spider of fury, capable of intriguing conversations and super speed and power

steevo15
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you get in such and intriguing conversation with it and you are so involved in the conversation that the spider has time to use its super speed power and it bites you...uh oh now you are in a coma...

i have a bacteria, it is immune to antibiotics and any other form of medical remedies, it can also live in extreme environments, it gets everyone deathly sick and can be spread in the air

steevo15
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one of the things in my mind is for that slinky to self destruct, so therefor it is capable of that, and that is exactly what it does!

i have an alarm clock, it just never stops beeping, and it is INDESTRUCTIBLE

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