i am an assassin and slit your throat from behind while you are controlling the chain gun turret with infinite ammo
i now have a chain gun turret with infinite ammo only i upgraded it, now it has armor on all sides and mirrors so i can see if some one is behind me =P
you get in such and intriguing conversation with it and you are so involved in the conversation that the spider has time to use its super speed power and it bites you...uh oh now you are in a coma...
i have a bacteria, it is immune to antibiotics and any other form of medical remedies, it can also live in extreme environments, it gets everyone deathly sick and can be spread in the air