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lonewolf537
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lonewolf537
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Nomad

a game in which you somehow break or lose a legendary weapon and then create a new one which the next poster must break.

example:
me: super emo blade of wrist sliting

next poster: broke it trying to slit my wrist. uber blade of double postage

next poster: gave it to a hobo for a shiney piece of dirt.

ect ect. feel free to be as cheesy as you want in breaking or creating new weapons.

i'll start. uber pwnage hammer of whitesmithing death.

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steevo15
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steevo15
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Peasant

one of the things in my mind is for that slinky to self destruct, so therefor it is capable of that, and that is exactly what it does!

i have an alarm clock, it just never stops beeping, and it is INDESTRUCTIBLE

MrMonkey3
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Nomad

i had chuck norris break it

I have a SUPER-ZOMBIE MONKEY Who took fighting lessons from CHuck Norris

jwalshjr
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jwalshjr
537 posts
Peasant

well death works for me, so he dies right away!

i have the touch of death (you touch me you die)!

TOXIC
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TOXIC
113 posts
Nomad

u touch yourself and die
i have a choclate milkshake that never runs out

MrMonkey3
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MrMonkey3
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Nomad

Wait how did that death touch kill my DEAD zombie LOL ???

MrMonkey3
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MrMonkey3
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Nomad

Oh i break the cup the milkshakes in you run away cyring and now im king of the hill ( by the way im a ghost from ealier)

Niceguy878
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Niceguy878
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Nomad

images?q=tbn<i class=http://www.kitchenwarehouse.com.au/common/dspProductImage.cfm%3Fid%3D1612%26n%3Di1" alt="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbnhttp://www.kitchenwarehouse.com.au/common/dspProductImage.cfm%3Fid%3D1612%26n%3Di1" /> My ice cream scoop of death fills your milk shake with icecream and it turns into a Dairy Queen Blizzard, muahahahaha! I have a giant stick!

jwalshjr
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jwalshjr
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Peasant

your stick gets turned into sawdust

i have a pile of sawdust

kingryan
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kingryan
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Farmer

i get a giant fan and blow your sawdust away!!!
http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/led_art_fan.jpg
i now have that giant fan!

MrMonkey3
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MrMonkey3
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Nomad

I umplug your giant fan i have a Nuclear fence

jwalshjr
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jwalshjr
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Peasant

i throw a stick at it and your fence explodes and is gone, i have a burnt stick, that will burn you!

greg_greg
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greg_greg
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Peasant

then i get control the US militairies new fleet of rail guns...enough said

MrMonkey3
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MrMonkey3
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Nomad

UNfortunatley for you the rail guns were mad ein china as I casually walk over to you you fire and they explode killing you lol. I have a super monkey kung foo HI YA

soccer_mylife
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soccer_mylife
388 posts
Nomad

i take a rocket launcher and blast the monkeys brains out
i now have a rocket launcher

crimsonblade55
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crimsonblade55
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Shepherd

I sell your rocket launcher to the government.

I have the United States.(that should be a weapon)

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