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It drops into splinters

I have a tissue..

I blow my nose.

I have the <indestruble weapon here>.

i have a tissue powered frag grenade
(tissue gets destroyed when i feed the grenade)

you try to blow your nose on it, and in doing so you blow a hole through it

i have a 1000 ton weight, no one and no thing can lift it, so it is just sitting on the ground

you dropped the tissue down a drain...poor tissue

i have a steak knife

I put all the weapons ino a pile and throw them away

I have another tissue...

it gets broken on a T-Bone

I have a heroine junkie

I put him in rehab and teach him marajuana. He doesn't like heroine anymore.

I have the bible.

i would give the bible to a priest

i have a metal doorknob

I would put it in water and it would corrose!

I have this lovely pet who will serve me forever!

i would put the lovely pet in an endless void using the A.S.H.P.D

i have an A.S.H.P.D and i put all the weapons and anything that could be used against it in an endless void that can't be gotten out of

I throw so many weapons you suffocate in a pile.

I have the x-buster

weapons are melted down and turned into a destruct-o gopher!

too bad you fire the UCLA spear gun at a metal whale, the spear ricochets and hits you, and severely wounds you

i have a non corosive, unmeltable metal axe, this axe cannot hurt me, and i am the only one who can use it

but you are in the bathroom with pants down to poop so you cannot reach it on time so i can flush you down the hole^^

i got the ship of galaktus(silver surfers master)and control it like him