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what's your weapon. I have the pikachu!

i've got rubber gloves and pikachu
needs to breathe

and i've got...ICE CREAM!!! of DOOM

Lord Voldemort destroyed it.

I got aliens from venus that are indestructable, and prevents you from changing this post, and are fully under my control

indestructible maybe, but the can't breathe earth's air. they suffocate. (they aren't destroyed, they just die)

whoops, didn't post a weapon.

I have a pogo stick but whenever somebody tries to use it... THEY FALL OFF!!! HAHAHA!!! HAHA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! HA! HAHAHA!!!!!!

I steal the pogo stick and modify it so I can never fall off HaHaHaHaHaah!

I have the incredibly long named slingshot that does an insane amount of damage to level 35 paladins from the planet Yeunerin, and also owns at target practice.

it breaks.

I have a weapon just like my last one, except it cannot be modified by anybody but me.

I capture you and force you to modify it so that only I can successfully ride it.

I have a politician!
(*gasp*)

Send him to Guatemala! MUHAHAHAHA!

I got a rock. (Charlie Brown reference)

I throw it in a volcano.

I have a weapon just like my last one except that it cannot be modified by anybody to make it so that anybody besides myself can ride it without falling off.

I snap it in half.

I have a credit card of extreme debt.

I pay it off.

I have the same weapon a my last one but it cannot be snapped, bended, broken, melted, or damaged in any way.

I am using trial and error to create the perfect weapon. The ultimate pogo stick of DOOOOM!!!

So many people fall off, the army comes in, quarrantines you and the pogo stick in different rooms, and forces you to pay the medical bills the pogo stick caused.

I forgot to get a weapon.
I have a barney CD that can't stop playing, even if is destroyed.

oh god I thinnk you beat me to making the ultimate weapon :O

it has one flaw though...
I mute it >

solution A: ok I have the same weapon as last time except that I (and only I) can use it to teleport to any location that I wish (and yes, I have control over when I teleport and where I teleport). I can use this feature to avoid the military and continue work on the pogo stick of doom.

Solution B: Same weapon as before except that this time it is so irresistable that everybody in the army rides it and falls off. I escape and take the pogo stick with me. (I, of course, can resist the pogo stick's irresistability)