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lonewolf537
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Nomad

a game in which you somehow break or lose a legendary weapon and then create a new one which the next poster must break.

example:
me: super emo blade of wrist sliting

next poster: broke it trying to slit my wrist. uber blade of double postage

next poster: gave it to a hobo for a shiney piece of dirt.

ect ect. feel free to be as cheesy as you want in breaking or creating new weapons.

i'll start. uber pwnage hammer of whitesmithing death.

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chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

The army falls off, and you teleport away... The governments think you are so dangerous they nuke the world. They hide in a secret safehouse and restart the human race.

I have the 7 days cellphone where I can call people and ominously leave a YoU WiLl DiE iN sEvEn DaYs message

ubertuna
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ubertuna
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Shepherd

yes but I can teleport into their safehouse.

they forward the message back to you.

I am goin to temporarily abandon the pogostick of doom and start work on the second ultimate weapon:

rapid post chain letter spamming unit.

chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

You can't teleport to the safehouse, because you don't know where it is.

I report you and you get banned.

I have the missing page from the book of SEE JANE RUN

chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

Ruin mine first...

I shoot you, you die, pogo stick is locked up.

My weapon lives!!

ubertuna
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ubertuna
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Shepherd

ok, modifying pogo stick to have time travel abillities (which only I can use and which I have complete control of). I go back in time and build a safehouse, then I travel forward in time and hide in my safe house.

rpclu modifications: it is now anonymous

DivineDarkness
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DivineDarkness
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Nomad

ill start again,

My Wepon is a Satilite that shoots things.

ubertuna
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ubertuna
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Shepherd

we are not starting again, I am still developing the pogo stick of doom. nobody said that you get to start again!!!!!!!

and I burn the page from "see jane run"

and my pogo stick now has a protective forcefield that protects me (and only me).

raigeki
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raigeki
704 posts
Nomad

i have my anti shield protecting pogo stick cannon. pretty long name so thats my a-s-s

try it man!!

ubertuna
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ubertuna
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Shepherd

it's not a pogo stick cannon!!! read the previous posts!!! and nothing can protect from the power of the pogo stick of doom.

chiliad_nodi
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chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

Oh yeah, well I cast a spell on you killing you inside the forcefield, (not a projectile) and then the pogo stick is locked away.

turret
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turret
1,628 posts
Shepherd

tell a weapon

chiliad_nodi
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chiliad_nodi
637 posts
Peasant

I have the anvil of doom. (the one used in road ruuner)

Axel
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Axel
475 posts
Nomad

I melt your anvil with FIRE!

The Keyblade. Ha!
I PWN you by taking you're HEART.

LordBob
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LordBob
517 posts
Nomad

I nuke your keyblade bwahahaha >

The ultimate weapon
CHUCK NORRIS

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
20,591 posts
Blacksmith

well, it gets thrown out the window


I have a french fry!

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