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lonewolf537
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lonewolf537
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a game in which you somehow break or lose a legendary weapon and then create a new one which the next poster must break.

example:
me: super emo blade of wrist sliting

next poster: broke it trying to slit my wrist. uber blade of double postage

next poster: gave it to a hobo for a shiney piece of dirt.

ect ect. feel free to be as cheesy as you want in breaking or creating new weapons.

i'll start. uber pwnage hammer of whitesmithing death.

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raigeki
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raigeki
704 posts
Nomad

well i show you my very truthful mirror to your sister until she died of scared to death!!!!!

also my mirro is unbreakable invulnerable to anything anyone and everything even magic cannot penatrate!!!!

chiliad_nodi
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chiliad_nodi
637 posts
Peasant

I put it face down on the grond and pave roads over it. Nobody can see it now.


I have the master sword.

Wolfman
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Wolfman
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Nomad

I used ganondorf to fight you while you were distracted i pulled your pants down and ganondorf atacked you and i stole the sword and threw it to the sea.

i have a coconut.

ubertuna
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ubertuna
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Shepherd

You took it from an island, where the native people beleived coconuts to be idols, symbols of their gods. Yoy are hunted down by an army of angry natives with spears.

I wish that wolfman would not make up a character called "ganondorf".

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

He does, but he doesn't know why he does when he doesn't know why he does something he doesn't know.

Super Ultra Claculator!!!!

Megaman2525
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Megaman2525
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Nomad

I give it an unaswerable math problem

ie 1+1=window

It blows up

From the deris I make a invisable marble

ubertuna
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ubertuna
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Shepherd

lol whoops this is the destroying weapons thread, got it confused with ruin your wish for a sec. you can't find your marble because you can't see it.

I have an indestructible piece of junk.

Wolfman
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Wolfman
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Ubertuna just stfu you're pissing me off.
Ganondorf is from the classic Zelda, so is the master sword, that ganondorf wanted.
Simply don't say i make things up you say that i spam whenever you don't understand that doesn't mean i spam.
As a see you're a kid like those are always complaining when they're just stupid.

Megaman2525
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Megaman2525
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Nomad

I threw away the peice of junk and found my marble and spreay painted it green

now its a indestructable marble

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
20,591 posts
Blacksmith

you can't find it, though

I find it and paint it blue, so now its an double indestructable marble

ubertuna
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ubertuna
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Shepherd

Wolfman, I'm sorry if calling you out on things htat you shouldn't do has &quotissed you off", but you are really starting to irritate me. You attmept to insult me and when I tell you that your posts make no sense, you repsond by saying "stfu you just don't get what im posting". Half the stuff that you post is spam, and I'm getting to the point where I am going to notify the moderators. I think that most people will agree with me when I say that what you have been doing is a severe annoyance and that it should stop.

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
20,591 posts
Blacksmith

can we go back on topic?

Wolfman
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Wolfman
154 posts
Nomad

Yes we can.
I'm just going to ignore him from now on.

I lose your marble in a bet.
I have a time controler.

Megaman2525
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Megaman2525
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Nomad

I get a bigger marble and paint it red and it destroyes your marble, now i have a super marble

Axel
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Axel
475 posts
Nomad

I throw your marble in space.

I have a M64!

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