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nqkoi1
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What would you do if you has the Apperture Science Handheld Portal Device this question has given me a lot of crazy answers so I see no harm in asking it amongst the AG community.What would you do, where would you go, where would you look?If anyone is wondering what I am talking about visit <a href="http://valve.net/v/index.php?area=game&AppId=400&cc=BG">The Portal mini-site</a> and the <a href="http://valve.net/v/index.php?area=game&AppId=922&cc=BG">Portal trailer.</a>

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nqkoi1
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As it seems the linkign wasnt succesful so here is a link that should be enough http://valve.net/v/index.php?area=game&AppId=922&cc=BG

Carlie
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I knew what you were talking about, but I still had to see the trailer. The little stick figure is so cute! Lol.

Now what would I do with it... I would make an opening portal in my room before going to class. Then if class was really really boring or something, then I would open up a portal next to me in class and go home. YES!

razaki
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Probably shoot a hole in the ceiling above me, one directly below me, and enjoy the fall until I was bored. Who needs skydiving?

I'd have to figure out a way to slow down without splatting myself in the wall though.

RaptorExx
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oh, I didn't get it I thought it was something in real life, I didn't no you were talking about Portal, I still want to play that but...if I had one hmmmm...

I'd have some fun with physics >

dank
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I would do something like Carlie said, but I would have to get an ASHPD for each class. Then I'd put a portal in each classroom and at home so I could walk through my wall into class without wasting any time in the car.

kittytears
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whats a.s.h.p.d.?

rumen
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rumen
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This game sound awesome!...but i hope it wouldn't become a disappointment...

steevo15
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you would know what the A.S.H.P.D is if you would just read the first post...

chiliad_nodi
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The game is already out. I memorized the final credits. Search "still alive" on youtue. "this is a triumph..."

I would use it for a multitude of things, but my favorite would be to send random objects flying...
Or maybe teleport @ lazer tag.
Or the soccer ball into the net...

kittytears
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hmms sounds ok..

izapora
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i would start a magic show and amaze people by my ability to disappear and appear!

spygirl
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i would create a portal at the movies or my best friends house and i could go and have fun when ever i wanted by creating another portal wherever i am!

steevo15
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i would go find some cake =P

izapora
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haha, seriously one of the most disappointing ending, EVER! haha.

Moegreche
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I would totally steal everything I could get my greedy hands on. I would be so rich, I could use $100 bills for toilet paper. God... that'd be sweet.

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