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steevo15
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This just in, PETA wants to basically remove the word "fish" and replace with "seakittens" because apparently fish will be harder to eat if everyone is calling them "seakittens".

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CommanderDude7
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Well I dont like to eat fish anyways. If this does happen then millions of sea kittens will die a day. Ceiling cat will probably blame PETA and destroy them.

mrTrippy
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PETA really seakittens. That makes no sence at all.

MageGrayWolf
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(when they're not bordering on terrorist acts).


Or funding terrorists.
http://tribes.tribenetwork.com/america/photos/cdf785d9-72ed-4320-a843-1f93f4d86a20

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"Rodney Adam Coronado (born July 3, 1966 in San Jose, California) is a Native American (Pascua Yaqui) eco-anarchist and animal rights activist. He is an advocate and former activist for the Animal Liberation Front (ALF) and a spokesperson for the Earth Liberation Front."
DarthNerd
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I say this thread and i was like "Cool, they made half fish half kittens in a lab, and they are going extinct! I want one" And i figure its some PETA thing? Eh, maybe ill go get a chemistry set and make my idea...

EmperorPalpatine
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I say this thread and i was like "Cool, they made half fish half kittens in a lab, and they are going extinct! I want one" And i figure its some PETA thing?

I agree, deceiving title. I was hoping for a hybrid thingy too. I guess we'll have to wait a few more years before someone makes the real thing.
Wyrzen
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Hah, I too was hoping for a strange mutation.

And PETA? Needless to say I believe they are a little....overactive and overzealous in their campaigns. Seakittens to save fish? .....right.

People Eating Tasty Animals. I love me my meat.

Sonatavarius
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Just to placate all of your dissatisfaction with the lack of hybrids I'm just going to leave these right here...

http://hoaxblog.s3.amazonaws.com/mermaid.jpg

http://amcop.blogspot.com/feejee%20mermaid%20RESIZE.jpg

partydevil
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do you also have 1 whit long blond hair, smooth skin and big bumpers up front? =P

Jefferysinspiration
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Sea Kittens eh?
I wouldn't want to refer to my noms as cute fuzzy pet animals so i kind of get their logic.
I don't eat seafood anyways, so that wouldn't matter.

Plus, you can't just change the name of something.
How many people would really use it?

EmperorPalpatine
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lol just thought of something.
PETA goes to a poor village in a remote country in South Asia. "You wouldn't eat sea kittens would you?" "No, we eat real kitty." *chops head off stray cat*

Sonatavarius
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meh... as I see it, people would eventually be desensitized to the name. It would be commonplace and lose its effect. People would then cause a fuss about how the name sea kitten is either offensive or how it enables people to eat them too much... they'd then want to change the name to something lame... like fishies... I mean who in their right mind would eat a fishy?... oh wait.

EmperorPalpatine
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Why don't they just quote the sharks from Finding Nemo?

"Fish are friends; not food."

MageGrayWolf
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"Fish are friends; not food."


Tasty, tasty friends... >
loloynage2
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This just in, PETA wants to basically remove the word "fish" and replace with "seakittens" because apparently fish will be harder to eat if everyone is calling them "seakittens".

LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Trolling ftw! That would be so funny if it actually happened! XD
hojoko
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But it makes sense, in the same way that Al-Qaeda using porn to recruit makes sense

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