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I don't care what a bunch of tofu munching hippy scum call it, I call it goddam delicous.

I want a sea kitten plush!!!

PETA: Pinhead Extremists Tormenting Americans

I'm proud to call myself a carnivore and a member of People for the Eating of Tasty Animals, and one of my favorite meals is elongated dimensional seakitten (fish sticks, for all of you who proudly dominate the food chain) and Kraft macaroni+cheese. You can add "fish" and "meat" to the list of things they'll pry from my cold, dead hands.

Stop people eating fish? What idiot came up with that? Oh, good acronym translation Paladin. I like fish! Save some endangered animal, not some underwater creature that multiplies fast.

Actually, SeaKittens make them sound like some delicacy, dang it! Now I want fish! stupid thread, if it hadn't... (degenerates into Halt-like muttering)

PETA: Pinheaded Extremists Torment Americans
Peta, Poised Ever To Attack + Perpetrating Even Terrorist Acts, Plans Evilly Taking Away Perfectly Edible Taste Amazement. Perfectly Egregious Twit Annoyancesâ Pathetic Emphasis Towards Animal Protection Equals Total Abject Pate Entanglement Through Arse. Please Erase This Animus: Purposefully Eliminate These Asinine People Especially Targeting American Preferences Embracing The Absolutely Pleasing Edible Tastes + Aromas Pertaining En-mass To Animals.

Penned Early This A.m,
Person: Eater/Tasty Animals
(Politely Exits The Arena)

When will PETA learn that humans are OMNIVORES? As in, we eat meat too.
I've always had a funny thought in my mind that's similar to how anti-gay government officials are closet gays, so the vegans at PETA go to Wendy's when no one is looking and order Baconators.

Yep. Cute little seakittens.



Look at it's little whiskers!



Just imagine this thing in plush form! Imagine the comfort your kids will derive from it!



Really. A stupid idea. Wait, how do you pronounce "Klttens"? I am kind of thinking something like "Kilt ens", which doesn't really sound delicious but I don't see how that would help. In fact, I don't see why people eating fish is a problem. I don't like eating fish much myself with the exception of shellfish. What exactly is wrong with it?

What exactly is wrong with it?

Tigers eat meat. We should too. You get more energy off it, because what you eat will have eaten something else, which will work off at about 1 1/2 energy, as opposed to worthless one. Also, meat tastes better. And I feel no pity towards something that is beneath us. Why pity bulls? They're better on a plate then licking someones hand.

Okay, here's a solution:

Save an animal. Eat an environmentalist.

(Small print warning: may contain rabies, from being rabid environmentalists)

But I eat kittens already?

Save an animal. Eat an environmentalist.

as I see it, people would eventually be desensitized to the name. It would be commonplace and lose its effect. People would then cause a fuss about how the name sea kitten is either offensive or how it enables people to eat them too much...

PETA you crazy!

Fish are food, not friends.