The chicken and egg riddle is kinda awkward to answer because through evolution there would be an egg that evolved to be a chicken but that wouldn't make it a true chicken egg because it would be part whatever they evolved from so the first true chicken egg would have to come from a chicken so the actual chicken would come first to lay the true chicken egg the egg before wouldn't be pure chicken.
hope you followed that but story short the chicken came first.
ok heres a riddle your trapped inside a pshycidelic world and theres a door and a blackhole and you have to unlock the door and go to the blackhole and find yourself free
When the first chicken came, it would have an unfertilized egg inside it. So they came at the same time...
Anyway, here we go with a riddle:
Gamer_Cale was the leader of a powerful group of assasins. However, when trying to assasinate EmperorPalpatine, he accidently falls over. The police (moderator team) quickly arrive and take him to the police HQ.
The leader of the police, cormyn, goes up and says to Gamer_Cale, "Give us your weapons, or you will be killed. However, because I'm nice, I'll let you decide how you want to be killed."
"I want you to make a statement. If the statement is true, then I will shoot you. If the statement is false, then I will smite you with lightning. And if you try anything tricky, like "This statement is false", I'll just turn you over to the 12 year olds at Kongregate."
There is a way to get out without being shot, smiten with lightning, or scarred for life by the Kongrgators.
"I want you to make a statement. If the statement is true, then I will shoot you. If the statement is false, then I will smite you with lightning. And if you try anything tricky, like "This statement is false", I'll just turn you over to the 12 year olds at Kongregate."
Say: "You will smite me with lightning." If they do smite him with lightning, it will be true, so they will shoot him, making it false, so they will smite him with lightning...you get it.
The Rooster riddle is like this If an American rooster went over to Canada and laid an egg, who gets the egg? Yeah, it was already answered but whatever
Say: "You will smite me with lightning." If they do smite him with lightning, it will be true, so they will shoot him, making it false, so they will smite him with lightning...you get it.
Then you'll get turned over to the Kongregate kids.
I choose death by old age!
I guess that works... but you'll be in prison for the rest of your life.
A guy walks into the bar, He asks the bartender for a glass of water. Suddenly the bartender pulls out a gun and points it at the man... then the man said "Thank you" And left.
The man had hiccups. The glass of water was for drinking water upside down stops hiccups (If I remember) and pulling a gun out would scre a lot of people, I'm sure!