This is basically Picture Wars, except with a little twist. Your pictures are going to be made by you! You have to draw a picture that beats the picture above using MS Paint or whatever kind of drawing tool you have.
Rules:
-No Chuck Norris or Nuclear Bombs. -Pictures may not contain any sexual themes. -Pictures that are made to cause pain, must not contain any use of blood or gore. -No Alcoholic or Drug related pictures. -Forum rules still apply. To keep this from getting locked, please keep posts from over 7 words. -No profanity. -Have fun.
I'll start out:
I crush you with this oversized bowling ball I just so happened to have.
Did you just color the ghost blue? I'm sorry to say the blue ghost in Pacman is the one who gets eaten when touched by Pacman, so you just made a yummy treat for him.
However, your force field relies on geothermal energy. Since the rest of Earth was destroyed, there is no geothermal energy, therefore no force field for you. Since the force field was the only thing keeping you alive, you are now dead.
You have forgotten that because of my awesomeness I can fly, which allows me to restore the Earth and create a new force field around it, which can only be penetrated by the square root of jdoggs awesomeness squared, which only i, jdogg can come up with.
The square root of jdogg's awesomeness squared is jdogg's awesomeness. However, on Planet Y, jdogg's awesomeness is actually the number 9000. The king of Planet Y figures this out and uses it to stop you.