This is basically Picture Wars, except with a little twist. Your pictures are going to be made by you! You have to draw a picture that beats the picture above using MS Paint or whatever kind of drawing tool you have.
Rules:
-No Chuck Norris or Nuclear Bombs. -Pictures may not contain any sexual themes. -Pictures that are made to cause pain, must not contain any use of blood or gore. -No Alcoholic or Drug related pictures. -Forum rules still apply. To keep this from getting locked, please keep posts from over 7 words. -No profanity. -Have fun.
I'll start out:
I crush you with this oversized bowling ball I just so happened to have.
You do not win. You committed forgery, because there is no way you have Sarah Palin as your sister AND Chuck Norris as your brother. Due to your forgery, you are hanged.