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Kylelolcat

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Nomad

Posted September 11, '11 11:12pm UTC

In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies Hp: 200 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Readying advance
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $5000

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GeminiDelta

437 posts

Nomad

Posted September 23, '11 12:01am UTC

I grab a shotgun and a riot shield, thenburst into the interview room, gunning down the blue team(I hope) whilst hiding behind the shield to avoid death. o3o

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sonicheroes95

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Peasant

Posted September 23, '11 12:03am UTC

i take out the crusader's crossbow, and take careful aim, then i fire it at the spy. (this crossbow makes farther = more damage and closer = less)

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GeminiDelta

437 posts

Nomad

Posted September 23, '11 12:13am UTC

Sonic, they're being interviewed and getting mauled by me. Cancel that attack, I got this.

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Daizidawizard9000

1,609 posts

Nomad

Posted September 23, '11 12:38am UTC

Umm, sorry for the interruption, but can I join?

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted September 23, '11 12:39am UTC

yes you can... just name what you want to do(REVIVE ME)

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted September 23, '11 1:27am UTC

HEY RICK YA IDIOT, YOU'RE REVIVED IF YOU LOOKED AT THE STATUS!

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted September 23, '11 2:10am UTC

T_T I AM NOT OBSERVANT.

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GeminiDelta

437 posts

Nomad

Posted September 23, '11 2:16am UTC

THEN BE OBSERVANT. OBSERVANCY SKILL DIRECTLY EFFECTS EPICNESS SKILL. EPICNESS SKILL MEANS MORE TREASURE, WOMEN, STRENGTH, INTELLIGENCE, AND MORE WOMEN <3

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted September 23, '11 2:29am UTC

... how much would it cost me to use chaos control to unleash hell on a couple of idiots on my team?

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted September 23, '11 2:33am UTC

Oh...schisse...

Wave 2: Blue team!
Enemies:
Blue Heavy: 10500 HP
Blue Sniper: 3000 HP
Blue Engie: 4000 HP
Blue Scout: 3000 HP
Blue Pyro: 6200 HP
Blue Soldier: 6200 HP
Blue Spy: 800 HP
Blue Medic: DEAD
Blue Demoman: 6000 HP
Enemies Status: Blu Team: Interviewing(30% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged: tom0000009
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $15600($5400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $27000, 50% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Lv.1 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
25/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
3/5 Bombers(Spawn:1 turns)
32 Creepers(Normal Mode)
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)
52/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
15/30 Jedi (Padawan)
Heroes:
Lv.2 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.2 Engineer (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)
Lv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)
Lv.2 Sniper (1500 HP)
Lv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Solder(7500 HP)
Lv.1 Spy (200 HP)
Lv.1 Demoman (1750 HP)

@Bluydee: A dowhatnow?

@tom0000009: NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA*BOOM*

Well, there goes Medic.

@GeminiDelta: Unfortunately, they've already left.

@sonicheroes95: You shoot Spy from far away, dealing 200 damage!

@Daizidawizard9000: Sure. Just post an action. You might want to review the previous pages to see how this works.

@bigfatkitty: HAHAHAHAHAHAno. You're not hacking Steam, that'll make this whole thing crash.

[i]Oh...schisse...[/i]\r\n\r\nWave 2: Blue team!\r\nEnemies:\r\nBlue Heavy: 10500 HP\r\nBlue Sniper: 3000 HP\r\nBlue Engie: 4000 HP\r\nBlue Scout: 3000 HP\r\nBlue Pyro: 6200 HP\r\nBlue Soldier: 6200 HP\r\nBlue Spy: 800 HP\r\nBlue Medic: DEAD\r\nBlue Demoman: 6000 HP\r\nEnemies Status: Blu Team: Interviewing(30% to Lolcatia)\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged: tom0000009\r\nCritical:\r\nDead:\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning):\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 100,000/100,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $15600($5400 Income)\r\n1st Transobjective Bank: $27000, 50% security\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)\r\n10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)\r\n3/5 Missile Turrets\r\nLv.1 Sentry\r\nLv.1 Dispenser\r\nAttacking force:\r\n100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)\r\n25/40 Trolls (Flamer)\r\n8/50 Main Battle Tanks\r\n3/5 Bombers(Spawn:1 turns)\r\n32 Creepers(Normal Mode)\r\nSupport Force:\r\n5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)\r\n52/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)\r\n15/30 Jedi (Padawan)\r\nHeroes:\r\nLv.2 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)\r\nLv.2 Engineer (2000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)\r\nLv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Sniper (1500 HP)\r\nLv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)\r\nLv.1 Super Solder(7500 HP)\r\nLv.1 Spy (200 HP)\r\nLv.1 Demoman (1750 HP)\r\n\r\n@Bluydee: A dowhatnow?\r\n\r\n@tom0000009: NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA*BOOM*\r\n\r\nWell, there goes Medic.\r\n\r\n@GeminiDelta: Unfortunately, they've already left.\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: You shoot Spy from far away, dealing 200 damage!\r\n\r\n@Daizidawizard9000: Sure. Just post an action. You might want to review the previous pages to see how this works.\r\n\r\n@bigfatkitty: HAHAHAHAHAHAno. You're not hacking Steam, that'll make this whole thing crash.

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tom0000009

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Peasant

Posted September 23, '11 2:35am UTC

Yay, now I go to the hospital cause I've been walking around with a injury for quite some time.

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted September 23, '11 2:45am UTC

I posted separately to show what you did before the massive second part. [/loadofbs]

Wave 2: Blue team!
Enemies:
Blue Heavy: 9885 HP
Blue Sniper: DEAD
Blue Engie: 3485 HP
Blue Scout: 1885 HP
Blue Pyro: 5685 HP
Blue Soldier: 5485 HP
Blue Spy: 285 HP
Blue Medic: DEAD
Blue Demoman: 5485 HP
Enemies Status: Blu Team: Interviewing(30% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged: tom0000009
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $15600($5400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $27000, 50% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Lv.1 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
25/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
3/5 Bombers(Spawn:1 turns)
32 Creepers(Normal Mode)
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)
52/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
15/30 Jedi (Padawan)
Heroes:
Lv.2 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.2 Engineer (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)
Lv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)
Lv.2 Sniper (1500 HP)
Lv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Solder(7500 HP)
Lv.1 Spy (200 HP)
Lv.1 Demoman (1750 HP)

The Riflemen shoot the Heavy, dealing 100 damage!

The MBTs attack the Scout, dealing 615 damage!

The Chaosmancers use Lances, doing...15 damage among them.

The King-Fu Kittehs Ambush Scout, dealing 1650 damage!

Meow Meow deals 500 damage to the whole group!

Sniper Snipes the Sniper, killing him!

Xenotank is readying his Xenocannon!

Spy be sneaking...

The Demoman bombs the enemy team, completely missing because he hit Sniper's spot!

Heavy is readying weapon!

The Scout is drinking a BONK! He's invincible next turn!

Pyro need to be closer...

Soldier rocket jumps at Sniper, dealing 200 damage to himelsf and quickly reaching him!

Spy be sneaking...

The Demo is busy choosing between his large variety of melee weapons...

I posted separately to show what you did before the massive second part. [/loadofbs]\r\n\r\nWave 2: Blue team!\r\nEnemies:\r\nBlue Heavy: 9885 HP\r\nBlue Sniper: DEAD\r\nBlue Engie: 3485 HP\r\nBlue Scout: 1885 HP\r\nBlue Pyro: 5685 HP\r\nBlue Soldier: 5485 HP\r\nBlue Spy: 285 HP\r\nBlue Medic: DEAD\r\nBlue Demoman: 5485 HP\r\nEnemies Status: Blu Team: Interviewing(30% to Lolcatia)\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged: tom0000009\r\nCritical:\r\nDead:\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning):\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 100,000/100,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $15600($5400 Income)\r\n1st Transobjective Bank: $27000, 50% security\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)\r\n10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)\r\n3/5 Missile Turrets\r\nLv.1 Sentry\r\nLv.1 Dispenser\r\nAttacking force:\r\n100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)\r\n25/40 Trolls (Flamer)\r\n8/50 Main Battle Tanks\r\n3/5 Bombers(Spawn:1 turns)\r\n32 Creepers(Normal Mode)\r\nSupport Force:\r\n5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)\r\n52/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)\r\n15/30 Jedi (Padawan)\r\nHeroes:\r\nLv.2 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)\r\nLv.2 Engineer (2000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)\r\nLv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Sniper (1500 HP)\r\nLv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)\r\nLv.1 Super Solder(7500 HP)\r\nLv.1 Spy (200 HP)\r\nLv.1 Demoman (1750 HP)\r\n\r\nThe Riflemen shoot the Heavy, dealing 100 damage!\r\n\r\nThe MBTs attack the Scout, dealing 615 damage!\r\n\r\nThe Chaosmancers use Lances, doing...15 damage among them.\r\n\r\nThe King-Fu Kittehs Ambush Scout, dealing 1650 damage!\r\n\r\nMeow Meow deals 500 damage to the whole group!\r\n\r\nSniper Snipes the Sniper, killing him!\r\n\r\nXenotank is readying his Xenocannon!\r\n\r\nSpy be sneaking...\r\n\r\nThe Demoman bombs the enemy team, completely missing because he hit Sniper's spot!\r\n\r\nHeavy is readying weapon!\r\n\r\nThe Scout is drinking a BONK! He's invincible next turn!\r\n\r\nPyro need to be closer...\r\n\r\nSoldier rocket jumps at Sniper, dealing 200 damage to himelsf and quickly reaching him!\r\n\r\nSpy be sneaking...\r\n\r\nThe Demo is busy choosing between his large variety of melee weapons...

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sonicheroes95

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Peasant

Posted September 23, '11 2:53am UTC

i throw some chaos spears at the soldier.

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GeminiDelta

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Nomad

Posted September 23, '11 3:18am UTC

I grab a spyglass to spot the spy, then throw a rock at him for lolz. ;D

And start producing $10000 worth of those gigantic magnifying glasses of DEATH.

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rick073

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Peasant

Posted September 23, '11 3:32am UTC

give the enemy spy access to out base, but tell him to smash this jar(that has a facehugger ^.^) on the ground behind the sniper, then run for his life.

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