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Kylelolcat

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Posted September 11, '11 11:12pm UTC

In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies Hp: 200 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Readying advance
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $5000

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GeminiDelta

437 posts

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Posted September 24, '11 12:56am UTC

"What the hell sonic?" I hide behind one of the King-fu kittehs while meow meow deflects the lance with his giant sword.

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rick073

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Peasant

Posted September 24, '11 1:09am UTC

>.< flee the city and hide somewhere far away where i start a new life.

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rick073

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Peasant

Posted September 24, '11 2:35am UTC

wait... before i flee far away, ima take my weapons, and hijack the xenotank, then run away (if i get infested then SO BE IT)

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GeminiDelta

437 posts

Nomad

Posted September 24, '11 2:55am UTC

I plant some TNT and C4 on the Xenotank then let rick escape, holding a detonator. "Bye." I whisper, pressing the button as he leaves lolcatia.

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Kylelolcat

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Posted September 24, '11 3:46am UTC

Wave 2: Blue team!
Enemies:
Blue Heavy: DEAD
Blue Sniper: DEAD
Blue Engie: 3485 HP
Blue Scout: DEAD
Blue Pyro: 5685 HP
Blue Soldier: 2829 HP
Blue Spy: DEAD
Blue Medic: DEAD
Blue Demoman: 5485 HP
Enemies Status: Blu Team: Interviewing(40% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $16400($5400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $27000, 50% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.1 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
29/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
4/5 Bombers(Spawn:4 turns)
36 Creepers(Normal Mode)
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)
60/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
21/30 Jedi (Padawan)
Heroes:
Lv.2 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.2 Engineer (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)
Lv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)
Lv.2 Sniper (1500 HP)
Lv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Solder(7500 HP)
Lv.1 Spy (100 HP)
Lv.1 Demoman (1750 HP)

@sonicheroes95: More teamkilling? Super Soldier stops the lance, but ends up empowering the spears and making the soldier take 1000 damage.

SS: Defender! Just what are you doing? This fine other defender was just showing me evidence of this other defender being a communist!

@GeminiDelta: You manage to convince SS that Rick is a Communist! Rick gets booted out of Lolcatia.

@rick073: Unfortunately, SS booted you too far to get Xenotank. You did get the MBT blueprints, though!

@bigfatkitty: XENOTANK! Already plans to SHOOT the heavy.

As for Raze 2, it will cost $5000 to open up and create units.

The Chaosmancers use Chaos Spears on the Heavy, dealing 5935 damavge!

The Riflemen fire at the Scout, dealing 85 damage!

Meow Meow straight-up executes scout!

Sniper shoots the Heavy, just barely missing!

The Spy tries to sneak up on Pyro, but gets flamed!

The Xenotank shoots the Heavy, dealing killing damage! (Critical)

The Demoman shoots at the enemy, but misses again!

Wave 2: Blue team!\r\nEnemies:\r\nBlue Heavy: DEAD\r\nBlue Sniper: DEAD\r\nBlue Engie: 3485 HP\r\nBlue Scout: DEAD\r\nBlue Pyro: 5685 HP\r\nBlue Soldier: 2829 HP\r\nBlue Spy: DEAD\r\nBlue Medic: DEAD\r\nBlue Demoman: 5485 HP\r\nEnemies Status: Blu Team: Interviewing(40% to Lolcatia)\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged:\r\nCritical:\r\nDead:\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning):\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 100,000/100,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $16400($5400 Income)\r\n1st Transobjective Bank: $27000, 50% security\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)\r\n10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)\r\n3/5 Missile Turrets\r\nGiant Magnifiying Glass\r\nLv.1 Sentry\r\nLv.1 Dispenser\r\nAttacking force:\r\n100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)\r\n29/40 Trolls (Flamer)\r\n8/50 Main Battle Tanks\r\n4/5 Bombers(Spawn:4 turns)\r\n36 Creepers(Normal Mode)\r\nSupport Force:\r\n5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)\r\n60/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)\r\n21/30 Jedi (Padawan)\r\nHeroes:\r\nLv.2 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)\r\nLv.2 Engineer (2000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)\r\nLv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Sniper (1500 HP)\r\nLv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)\r\nLv.1 Super Solder(7500 HP)\r\nLv.1 Spy (100 HP)\r\nLv.1 Demoman (1750 HP)\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: More teamkilling? Super Soldier stops the lance, but ends up empowering the spears and making the soldier take 1000 damage.\r\n\r\nSS: Defender! Just what are you doing? This fine other defender was just showing me evidence of this other defender being a communist!\r\n\r\n@GeminiDelta: You manage to convince SS that Rick is a Communist! Rick gets booted out of Lolcatia.\r\n\r\n@rick073: Unfortunately, SS booted you too far to get Xenotank. You did get the MBT blueprints, though!\r\n\r\n@bigfatkitty: XENOTANK! Already plans to SHOOT the heavy.\r\n\r\nAs for Raze 2, it will cost $5000 to open up and create units.\r\n\r\nThe Chaosmancers use Chaos Spears on the Heavy, dealing 5935 damavge!\r\n\r\nThe Riflemen fire at the Scout, dealing 85 damage!\r\n\r\nMeow Meow straight-up executes scout!\r\n\r\nSniper shoots the Heavy, just barely missing!\r\n\r\nThe Spy tries to sneak up on Pyro, but gets flamed!\r\n\r\nThe Xenotank shoots the Heavy, dealing killing damage! (Critical)\r\n\r\nThe Demoman shoots at the enemy, but misses again!

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GeminiDelta

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Posted September 24, '11 3:55am UTC

I Upgrade the rifleman's rifles to drastically increase their damage! I dont care how much that costs, just DO IT.

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rivercrab01

1,242 posts

Nomad

Posted September 24, '11 8:08am UTC

I'll start producing, and I'll also buy Ezio.

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Chryosten

17,384 posts

Herald

Posted September 24, '11 9:19am UTC

I start up training people to become ninjas.

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sonicheroes95

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Peasant

Posted September 24, '11 10:33am UTC

"i only team kill if someone annoys me enough. and when they piss me off, they will die, that's a promise. anyway..."

take out a strange uber-saw and taunt the soldier, to attempt to stab him with my uber-saw and one hit kill him.

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sonicheroes95

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Peasant

Posted September 24, '11 12:07pm UTC

note: it's the BLU soldier, not the super soldier.

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rick073

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Peasant

Posted September 24, '11 2:10pm UTC

well not what i wanted but good enough. i can make my own modifications > now i go hide somewhere far away...

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tom0000009

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Peasant

Posted September 24, '11 2:32pm UTC

Go train some more nyan cats.

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Nicholas98

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Nomad

Posted September 24, '11 3:02pm UTC

Get spy out of there NOW. He has like 100 health and 200 at max. I need to upgrade him before i'mm going to send him out there again.
Just run the hell away shooting them with your revolver. I'll hope spy dosen't have a die moment.

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Kylelolcat

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Posted September 24, '11 7:07pm UTC

Wave 2: Blue team!
Enemies:
Blue Heavy: DEAD
Blue Sniper: DEAD
Blue Engie: 3485 HP
Blue Scout: DEAD
Blue Pyro: 5685 HP
Blue Soldier: 2829 HP
Blue Spy: DEAD
Blue Medic: DEAD
Blue Demoman: 5485 HP
Enemies Status: Blu Team: Interviewing(40% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $12800($5400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $30000, 50% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.1 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
33/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
4/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
44 Creepers(Normal Mode)
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)
68/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
27/30 Jedi (Padawan)
1/8 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.2 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.2 Engineer (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)
Lv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)
Lv.2 Sniper (1500 HP)
Lv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Solder(7500 HP)
Lv.1 Spy (100 HP)
Lv.1 Demoman (1750 HP)
Lv.1 Ezio Auditore (1000 HP)

@GeminiDelta: It doesn't actually cost, you just need to switch to Hollowpoint rounds.

@rivercrab01: Normally it would take 6 turns to make an Assassin, but having Ezio halves the production time. Assassins aren't boosted by Conscription.

@Darkfire45: $3000 to start making. Besides, don't we have ENOUGH stealth killers between Spy, Ezio and the Assassins?

@sonicheroes95: I figured.

Soldier hits you with the Equalizer before you can stab him!

@tom0000009: Just pay the price and make someone die.

@Nicholas98: Spy isn't an F2P, so he does run on his own accord.

More relaoding to delay the end...

Wave 2: Blue team!\r\nEnemies:\r\nBlue Heavy: DEAD\r\nBlue Sniper: DEAD\r\nBlue Engie: 3485 HP\r\nBlue Scout: DEAD\r\nBlue Pyro: 5685 HP\r\nBlue Soldier: 2829 HP\r\nBlue Spy: DEAD\r\nBlue Medic: DEAD\r\nBlue Demoman: 5485 HP\r\nEnemies Status: Blu Team: Interviewing(40% to Lolcatia)\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged:\r\nCritical:\r\nDead:\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning):\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 100,000/100,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $12800($5400 Income)\r\n1st Transobjective Bank: $30000, 50% security\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)\r\n10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)\r\n3/5 Missile Turrets\r\nGiant Magnifiying Glass\r\nLv.1 Sentry\r\nLv.1 Dispenser\r\nAttacking force:\r\n100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)\r\n33/40 Trolls (Flamer)\r\n8/50 Main Battle Tanks\r\n4/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)\r\n44 Creepers(Normal Mode)\r\nSupport Force:\r\n5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)\r\n68/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)\r\n27/30 Jedi (Padawan)\r\n1/8 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)\r\nHeroes:\r\nLv.2 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)\r\nLv.2 Engineer (2000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)\r\nLv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Sniper (1500 HP)\r\nLv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)\r\nLv.1 Super Solder(7500 HP)\r\nLv.1 Spy (100 HP)\r\nLv.1 Demoman (1750 HP)\r\nLv.1 Ezio Auditore (1000 HP)\r\n\r\n@GeminiDelta: It doesn't actually cost, you just need to switch to Hollowpoint rounds.\r\n\r\n@rivercrab01: Normally it would take 6 turns to make an Assassin, but having Ezio halves the production time. Assassins aren't boosted by Conscription.\r\n\r\n@Darkfire45: $3000 to start making. Besides, don't we have ENOUGH stealth killers between Spy, Ezio and the Assassins?\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: [i]I figured.[/i]\r\n\r\nSoldier hits you with the Equalizer before you can stab him!\r\n\r\n@tom0000009: Just pay the price and make someone die.\r\n\r\n@Nicholas98: Spy isn't an F2P, so he does run on his own accord.\r\n\r\nMore relaoding to delay the end...

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rivercrab01

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Posted September 24, '11 7:08pm UTC

We have more money? Well, I'll buy Altair as well.

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