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... just for dragons being slaughterd and resurected in somewhere cold as eternal slaves?

thats a little messed up

That's correct. But they don't get slaughtered, they naturally die.

:P no wonder they take so long to train -.-

Once again messed up rick can i have cotton candy?!

Wave 3: THE DCOR INFECTION... Part 1!
Enemies:
GeminiDelta: 14087 HP
10 DTanks
20 DCheezburgians
20 DYoutubians
20 DChanians
18 DTrollix
Progress: 20%
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead: tom0000009
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 184,000/184,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $7600($5400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $40000, 50% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.1 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:5 turns)
56 Creepers(Normal Mode)
Support Force:
60/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Padawan)
2/8 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
1/20 Frost Wyrms (Whelps)
Heroes:
Lv.3 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Engineer (2500 HP)
Lv.3 Meow Meow (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Aphla Commander Suit (3500 HP)
Lv.3 Sniper (2000 HP)
Lv.7 Xenotank (25,000 HP)
Lv.3 Super Solder(12,500 HP)
Lv.11 Spy (300 HP)
Lv.1 Demoman (1750 HP)
Lv.2 Ezio Auditore (1500 HP)
Lv.2 Heavy (4000 HP)

@ericthai1: You try to send SS off, but even our brave Colonel Lolcatia is struck in fear by these feinds!

@tom0000009: But...he's a chaos saint! At least until he attacks.

Besides, he was so attuned to Chaos that will make the cafe EXPLODE.

@GeminiDelta: Since there is no cure while alive, the doctors instead offer to give you lethal injection and revive you.

@DarthNerd: Unfortunately, there are already too many traitors.

@ichigo773: If you say what it is, we'll fund you...

@Bluydee: It costs $20,000 to breed a-
*KERPOW*
Oh hey, a Kirin in town.

@Darkfire45: We currently can only muster the Lolcatian Necromancers to give enough of a crap to ressurrect anything bigger than a whelp. These are the guys who ressurected Sketch Cat, so they just need to be convinced to work harder.

I see if i can get a few dragons to side with me...

*yawn* wake me when the next objective starts/ someone wants to hire me... *falls asleep*

"Pokes rick with my ghost hands"

I send 40 creepers towards the DCOR army.

I am building a railgun that can lock onto targets and fire from miles away but its only good with long range combat :P also im buying a wine bottle just to smash on someones head

I Accept the offer for lethal injection and revivication(?), AFTER I grab meow meow's sword and charge the Dcor units, slaying all that I can with the rifleman helping by way of cover fire!

I guess I collect money to upgrade my suit.

I start training rideable dragons.

Wave 3: THE DCOR INFECTION... Part 1!
Enemies:
GeminiDelta: 14087 HP
10 DTanks
20 DCheezburgians
20 DYoutubians
20 DChanians
18 DTrollix
Progress: 25%
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead: tom0000009
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 184,000/184,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $7600($5400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $40000, 50% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.1 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:5 turns)
56 Creepers(Normal Mode)
Support Force:
60/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Padawan)
2/8 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
1/20 Frost Wyrms (Whelps)
Heroes:
Lv.3 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Engineer (2500 HP)
Lv.3 Meow Meow (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Aphla Commander Suit (3500 HP)
Lv.3 Sniper (2000 HP)
Lv.7 Xenotank (25,000 HP)
Lv.3 Super Solder(12,500 HP)
Lv.11 Spy (300 HP)
Lv.1 Demoman (1750 HP)
Lv.2 Ezio Auditore (1500 HP)
Lv.2 Heavy (4000 HP)

@sonicheroes95: What kind of dragons?

@Darkfire45: You send off the fearless creepers! They'll meet up with the DCor at the 40% mark.

@ichigo773: There is a single Radio-core railgun that would cost $10000 to repair to working condition. As for the wine, we get it complimentary.

@ericthai1: SS gets his galls back and charges after the Dark Corruption (as he calls them) behind the creepers!

@GeminiDelta: You catch them by surprise, killing 5 DYoutubians before you are downed! You are taken to the hospital, but it will cost $7000 for revival in this case..

@CommanderDude7: $4000 for Bata upgrade. Accept?

@rivercrab01: Well, the Frost Wyrms are ridable once they get to Dragon rank or above. Or you can summon Saphiron the Greater Frost Wyrm for a modest $15000 revival fee.

No production this turn to mourn GeminiDelta's dying...again...