In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...
@DarthNerd: Sure. However, the DCor aren't close enough. Also, imagine the Starcraft Zerg, except jet black exoskeletons and formed from infecting creatures.
@ericthai1: Upgrade complete!
@CommanderDude7: er...you don't have one.
@rivercrab01: You don't have them until you mention having them, at which point you have always had them. You attack the DTrollix, killing 2 but getting pinned down!
@tom0000009: *glare* I knew that. I just don't have a decent excuse.
fine, me and the chaosmancers go into hiding for now, and i train their ability to use chaos spear and chaos lance. (which in turn, powers up chaos storm)
I withstand the bullets and continue to plead innocence and to be cured until the doctors agree to do so. "Please! I'm on your side! Stop shooting, I DONT WANNA DIEEEEEEE"
I knock on ricks door with my cannon-barrel, and tell him that if he captures and drains the willpower of the super soldier, then i will serve him for eternity. (seriously, i wont betray him, bind me with a magic contract)