In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...
i get my siege weapons within max range (the impact cannon and the ABTs), set up a camp (heavily fortified), then keep shelling lolcatia to the ground. oh and call for backup from the protoss...
I empty the Transobjective bank of money and use some of it to construct an Anti-missile/projectile laser tower. I don't want Lolcatia getting shelled to death!
After that, I send out ALL units and hitch the giant magnifying glass to a tow truck, driving it to the battlefield personally.
@rick073: You can send the Blackawks, but that would leave your areal defense relatively weak. Or, you can just undeploy the artillery and move faster.
@tom0000009: I'm sorry, Tom, but I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
@GeminiDelta: You acquire the $25,000 and build a anti-artillery beam tower!
As for the magnifying glass, nope.
@Darkfire45: The Creepers are flanking!
@Bluydee: Too bad he's done nothing wrong in real life and Strop has no power in world...