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I post a notice recruiting anyone with chaos affinity to come teach the chaosmancers.

I tell those necromancers making the Frost Wyrms to work harder. And by that, I mean upgrading those Frost Wyrms.

Wave 4: Traitor's Penance 1(rick073)
Enemies:
Rick073's Loki Heavy Mechsuit(15,000 HP)
Mobile Deep Impact Cannon (1000 HP)
20 Heavy Soldiers
50 ABTs
20 Blackawks
Progress: 20%
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $28,800($10,400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $10,000, 10% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
44 Supercharged Creepers(Normal Mode)
10/40 Arnies (Spawn: 1 Turns)
Support Force:
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
5/8 Assassins (Recluta)(1 Turns spawn)
9/20 Frost Wyrms (Whelps)
3/10 Electric Elementals (Static)(4 Turns spawn)
3/10 Wind Elementals (Breeze)(4 Turns spawn)
2/10 Fire Elementals (Ember) (4 Turns spawn)
2/10 Ice Elementals (Chill) (4 Turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.4 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Meow Meow (3000 HP)
Lv.3 Aphla Commander Suit (4000 HP)
Lv.2 Bata Commander Suit (4200 HP)
Lv.9 Xenotank (35,000 HP)
Lv.5 Super Solder(12,000 HP)
Lv.3 Ezio Auditore (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 RED Team APC (30,000 HP)(General)
Lv.3 Karmacharger (10,000 HP) (x3)

@tom0000009: You gain 100,000 Lolcatia HP!

@GeminiDelta: But we don't have a Chaos Master to teach them...

Also, the propellers didn't do jack.

@rivercrab01: Whoopsies. For that, I'll make them Demonic right away.

@bigfatkitty: You can make a high-class Bioengineering Lab for $28,000. Accept?

60 Supercharged Creepers combine their explosives to obliterate the Advance Troops! The result is one big-*** crater.

crap. well that blows... send another 5 blackawks to flank lolcatia.

(Holy ****. This moves fast.)
I look at my past weapons. I decide to get a different loadout. I take my Acronym Assault Rifle, Version 4. (AAR-4) I take a Trolololol-9 Pistol. It's rounds weren't as hard hitting as the Cheezburger Eagle, but it's Trolo-9 Rounds caused less recoil, and that was good...
Fired pretty fast too.

I grabbed a non-meme armor. Wanted to see if the Kevlar Vest could protect against bullets and meme things...
I'd find out soon enough.
I grab a "KTHX" Underbarrel Grenade Launcher. I also grab a few Raeg Grenades. (Like flash grenades, except whoever is hit is blinded by RAEG.) I run towards the battlefield, looking for cover. I try to supress whoever fires at me by firing a round of my KTHX Grenade Launcher at them.
I swear if any N00b Tuber references are made... I swear to god...
I thought angrily... Hopefully there wouldn't...

Ambush the blackhawks with a mortar attack.

good luck hitting high speed aircraft with slow moving mortar rounds.

Okay, that's it. Construct an android suit for Meow Meow and upgrade his sword from regular steel to Titanium, improving his HP, Speed, Attack power, and defence!

Also add nuclear-powered Mecha-wings to the suit so he can fly. >

I send vengeance to fight Loki 1v1, no help what so ever.

Wave 4: Traitor's Penance 1(rick073)
Enemies:
Rick073's Loki Heavy Mechsuit(13,500 HP)
Mobile Deep Impact Cannon (1000 HP)
15 Heavy Soldiers
50 ABTs
15 Blackawks
5 Flanking Blackawks(2 turns)
Progress: 25%
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $28,800($10,400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $10,000, 10% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
44 Supercharged Creepers(Normal Mode)
10/40 Arnies (Spawn: 1 Turns)
Support Force:
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
5/8 Assassins (Recluta)(1 Turns spawn)
9/20 Frost Wyrms (Whelps)
3/10 Electric Elementals (Static)(4 Turns spawn)
3/10 Wind Elementals (Breeze)(4 Turns spawn)
2/10 Fire Elementals (Ember) (4 Turns spawn)
2/10 Ice Elementals (Chill) (4 Turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.4 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Meow Meow (3000 HP)
Lv.3 Aphla Commander Suit (4000 HP)
Lv.2 Bata Commander Suit (4200 HP)
Lv.9 Xenotank (35,000 HP)
Lv.5 Super Solder(12,000 HP)
Lv.3 Ezio Auditore (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 RED Team APC (30,000 HP)(General)
Lv.3 Karmacharger (10,000 HP) (x3)

@rick073: Holy crap! Attack from another angle? Can he do that?...Okay, they take 2 turns to start a flank.

@TheNameWithNoNumbers: The Heavy Soldiers call you a N00B T00BER, but you kill 5 with one grenade! Unfortunately, that was your one grenade.

@CommanderDude7: The Blackawks, not having an action, do a defense meneuver to dodge!

@GeminiDelta: Doing so will cost $5000, erase his levels and delete his special skills until you reincarnate him five times.

@Bluydee: Vengeance teleports right up to rick's Loki and starts bashing the cockpit for 1500 damage!

I fortify our wall to 500,000. If I can't afford it, then the best I can get with $100,000.

... tom, you're an idiot. that's a godmod....

"GAWDAMMIT!"
I scream out angrily.
I thought they were above that.
I am slightly hurt by the comment, no time to think about that now. I see the Blackholes. Or Blackhawks. Whatever they were. I wish I had one of those Rocket Cat Launchers...
No time. Again.
I call in a missle turret strike on the Blackhawks while
I toss a rage grenade out. After it sets off, I fire at them with the AAR-4.

I dance around the bullets narrowly avoiding each one but then suddenly a single bullet pierces my chest and i fall to the ground bleeding(lol drama)

Sonic heroes, Id like to say to read my whole sentence first, i know its kind of a god mod so i had a backup which was the best i could get with a reasonable amount of money that we have.