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Kylelolcat
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In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies Hp: 200 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Readying advance
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $5000

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GeminiDelta
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Hold up rick, that's a little over-reacting there. *Quickly switches the real kitty with a cardboard cutout* Don't teamkill...unless you're doing it for the karmacharger, which I still dont understand.

Since when did you have Ps*y* (not psi) powers? Telepath RPG much? *Lightbulb dings* ...recruit some Psy healers to telekinetically fix the wall!

sonicheroes95
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Psy Healers aren't builders. just an FYI.

rick073
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have you ever played sc:bw or sc2??? plz enlighten him someone... im too tired...

rick073
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...no... i cloak and manouver behind kitty, then put him in a choke hold.

sonicheroes95
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*Sighs* this is why i betray the defenders every game.

TheNameWithNoNumbers
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I know Sonic, but still! You could have fought for the forces of good, of virtue, of LOL's and randomness! WHY? WHY!?
I sit down on the mossy forest floor. I look on the battlefield whilst on a comfortable spot on the hill.
God, what is with these other defenders, so easily provoked... maybe LOLCatia isn't worth fighting for, but-
Wait.
You're thinking about betrayal?
HOW DARE YOU? You've slaughtered Rouge Aphla and Bata Suits, Destroyed the Space Railgun, Moved onto the spinoff of CtO... and yet...
and yet... fighting for the defenders seems so... pointless...

I contemplate turning over to the attackers on my comfy spot...

GeminiDelta
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*Sighs also, and poofs behind sonic, offering him a slice of supreme pizza* Want some pizza while we watch rick and kitty De-urp it up? Hold on, got another call. *Poofs to TNWNN's comfy spot* Hmm, not bad. Could set up an outpost here, you do your own thing while ignoring those fools. One more thing~ *poofs to rick and kitty, and breaks them up* If you wanna fight, go to the Lolcatian Arena. PVP there. Otherwise, REPAIR THE **** WALL!!!! *Checks my poofometer*
Darn it..i'm getting a lot of miles on this thing.
*Pants from the Chakra required to poof several times* How...does...Xigbar...do it...And what *Gasp* the hell is SC2...*wheeze*

sonicheroes95
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Xigbar has space for his affinity, using kingdom hearts logic. also, bosses has infinite MP. also, generally, it's not wise to spam the chakra teleport move, as it's not a true teleport, or even a time stop, just an insanely high speed movement.

Kylelolcat
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Wave 5: DCor Infection Part 2!
Enemies:
200 Hunter DCor
Progress: 50%
Status:
Resistances: Explosives, Wind
Weaknesses: Fire
Immunity: Thunder, Ice
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: bigfatkitty, rick073
Dead: ichigo773
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 151,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $27,100 ($5,400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $15,000, 20% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
76 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
18/40 Arnies (Spawn: 1 Turns)
14/20 Spiders (Demonic)
Support Force:
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
7/9 Assassins (Recluta)(1 Turns spawn)
15/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
5/10 Electric Elementals (Static)(4 Turns spawn)
5/10 Wind Elementals (Wind)(4 Turns spawn)
4/10 Fire Elementals (Fire) (4 Turns spawn)
4/10 Ice Elementals (Ice) (4 Turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.4 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.1 Robo Meow Meow (6000 HP)
Lv.3 Aphla Commander Suit (4000 HP)
Lv.2 Bata Commander Suit (4200 HP)
Lv.9 Xenotank (35,000 HP)
Lv.5 Super Solder(12,000 HP)
Lv.3 Ezio Auditore (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (34,000 HP)
Lv.2 RED Team APC (26,404 HP)(General)
Lv.3 Karmacharger (10,000 HP) (x3)
Lv.1 Atlas-000 (5000 HP)

@tom0000009: Ah, I didn't know there was a 9 and 10. I had only seen up through 8. So yeah, he's definitley a DCor-Posessed. Probably a Hunter.

@rick073: $5000 to get Goliaths Online, $3000 to get Siege Tanks rollin'. Also, you get away with criticaling bigfatkitty since he's pending treason charges.

Plus, haven't you seen 10? It got cut into just a mutant hand.

@bigfatkitty: $10,000 for Battlecrusers and we already have Banshees. Also, that thing with the wall. stupid it's borderline treason. You counter Rick's criticalling with a criticaling of your own.

@CommanderDude7: You add +5000 per turn!

@GeminiDelta: You cancel all attacks this turn! Also, healers don't work that way.

Wait, you don't know about Starcraft?

@TheNameWithNoNumbers: The same Space Railgun and Aphla/Bata suits Lolcatia currently uses?

Chryosten
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Check how much it costs to breed Basilisks, Harpies and Hydras.

rivercrab01
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I start training building robots, that repair the wall as much as possible each turn. Laser pistols for the safe side though. But I get them to repair the wall, and I don't care about money.

I'll post that again, maybe you'll see it this time -_-

DarthNerd
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I have the scientists do an experiment on me that will basiclly turn me into a hunter from halo, and divide my consiousence among the thousands of orange worms im turned into, so i control each worm, but were only truely sentient when all packed together. Then i pay for the armor and gun. Maybe buy an AA-wraith if i can fit in it and if we can afford it. Also, if i cant be turned into the worms, then i just have them make me orange and the right size with the strength and such that comes with it. Then....I MAN THE SANDVICH STORE WHILE I WAIT FOR SONIC!

CommanderDude7
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Over halfway! Go into overdrive building the wall.

tom0000009
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Well then, I repair the wall. to the best condition we can afford.

TheNameWithNoNumbers
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YES KYLE.
(For Christ sake's we need to do a Cartman reference soon.)

I get up from my Comfy Spot on the hill, then see Sonic.
(If Gemini and you can see me, then I can see you, Sonic. BWAHAHA.)
"T-That traitor!"
I grab my AAR-4 and Cheezburger Eagle. I then start sprinting to Sonic's position.
"YOU, YOU FUDGING TRAITOR! I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!"
A song starts, as I get ready to fight my old frend...

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