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I stumble down, my memedrenaline, so crucial to me being alive, flushes out in less than a second.
"F-f-****ing coward..."
I scream and writhe in pain as more and more blood gushes out.
"S-s-send help-" Before I can stutter this sentence into the radio, I fall into an unconscious state due to the blood loss.

"H-h-hello?" It's dark. I can't see much. I look into a mirror. It wasn't there before. I see myself. Suddenly, it starts to morph. Flames dancing in my mind, It's gone.

Confined in my own subconcious...
"Sh-should I betray Lolcatia..." Is all I can say... or rather think.

"Hey should TNWNN be back now from fighting sonic? Maybe we should go look for him?" After FIREIN' MAH GUN ARM, i hide and seperate into worms, and send them all over to look for TNWNN, if they find them, use themselves to crawl into his body and form a humanoid structure around the bones, and "walk" him back to the hospital, then call the worms back to me.

That's it! Activate meteor strike now!

These Rathalos will look good on my trophy wall. Activate sword mode and smack that silver one around.

I summon Lao Shang Lung and kill.

Wave 5: Penance 2: Sonicheroes
Enemies:
Android Sonicheroes95(110,000 HP)
Lao-Shan-Lung(100,000 HP)
Crimson Fatalis(39,000 HP)
Ancient Rathian(50,000 HP)
Gold Rathian(40,000 HP)
Silver Rathalos(30,000 HP)
Rudodiora(20,000 HP)
Doragyurosu(30,000 HP)
Teostra(34,500 HP)
Lunastra(30,000 HP)
Kushala Daora(14,000 HP)
Progress: 70% (100% Sonicheroes95, 40% Fatalis)
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses: Dragon
Immunity: Various
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa, rick073
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 275,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $20,600 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $60,000, 20% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
12/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
2/10 U-Dragons (Adolescents)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
36/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
109 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
26/40 Arnies (Spawn: 1 Turns)
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
12/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
6/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(6 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Wind)(6 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Fire) (6 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Ice) (6 Turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(10,000 HP)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (50,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (22,500 HP)

@sonicheroes95: You unleash a storm on the wall for 25,000 damage!

@rick073: Oooooh no, you can't buy your way out of this contract. Trust me, the dragons aren't as tough as they look.

@tom0000009: Yeah, we don't want to destroy the universe... oh, and what are you smoking? *points to the dragons*

@TheNameWithNoNumbers: KD takes the brunt of the blast, only taking 2000 damage due to electricity resistance! However, his horn broke and the wind shield is down! Also, the support forces can't get in past Luna and Teo's fire barriers!

@DarthNerd: Too late, it already fried! Also, we go ahead and start that for $100,000. Also, you find our poor soldier and get him hospitalized (seriously, blacking out at damaged? What a Scoot!)

@Darkfire45: Nope, we used the funds. Plus, it's $200,000, not $100,000.

@CommanderDude7: You smack the Rathalos with a sword, and knock it out of the air for 10,000 damage!

@Bluydee: Um...

*Several 6.0 earthquake steps*

Maybe you shouldn't have done that...

The dragons all...walk around in circles.

The Dalta suit cuts off Kushala's tail while it's down, dealing 4000 damage!

The Gama suit fires at Teostra, but the bullets are deflected by the fire barrier! a few get through for 500 damage.

The Karmachargers fuse into a KarmaMONOCULOUS!

The APC right itself and unleashes hell on Lunastra, dealing 10,000 damage!

Vengeance climbs onto the Lao-Shans back! But what's it doing?

The Super Soldier tries to charge Lunastra, but gets burned!

The Xenotank fires on Teostra, dealing 5000 damage directly to the horns and nearly breaking them!

well, here goes hell. "HEY EYEBALL OF SUCK! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!" i proceed to take out a Crusader's Bow and start shooting him from behind with piercing shots, running if he fires the eyeballs at me.

I get all my elementals to attack.

I spend as much money as we can to repair and fortify our wall to at least 350,000

"Ugh..." I fade in and out of conciousness. I wake up in a hospital room. Musty and Dirty, It's still a luxury for most of the troops on the battlefield.
I rip the IVs from my arm. "M-m-must... get... sonic." I start to shakily walk outside.
"W-wh-where's my old sniper?"

*pulls out dual psiblades* im tired of hiding behind this wall... IM COMIN FOR YAH SONIC! YOU HEAR ME? IM COMING FOR YOU! *swan dives off the wall, driving the blades into a dragon. if no dragon there, flip and land on my feet and go slaughter my way to sonic*

I charge the fatalis in a very dramatic manner with much smacking around of that silly dragon.

I tell big fat kitty how stupied his plan is, because even IF you can lasso him, he can teleport, and a taser? You think SONICHEROES95 is afraid of a TASER? Plus, im pretty sure he can still use chaos powers if he is tied up. And the dragon slayers seem like a waste, the fatalis isnt that hard to kill, at least to me it seems that way.

rick, I'M BEHIND THE WALLS YA IDIOT!

I use the power of Chaos to shoot the wall.