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ohai missing posts, what's under post number 1.

Wave 5: Penance 2: Sonicheroes
Enemies:
Android Sonicheroes95(30,000 HP)
Chameleos(DEAD)
Lao-Shan-Lung(45,000 HP)(RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!)
Crimson Fatalis(20,000 HP)(RAAAAAAAAAGE!)
Ancient Rathian(DEAD)
Gold Rathian(DEAD)
Silver Rathalos(DEAD)
Rudodiora(DEAD)
Doragyurosu(DEAD)
Teostra(34,500 HP)
Lunastra(DEAD)
Kushala Daora(DEAD)
Progress: 75% (100% Sonicheroes95, 60% Fatalis)
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses: Dragon
Immunity: Various
Neutrals:
Allies:
World War(15,000 HP)
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($40,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

@sonicheroes95: Effects to follow! Also, everythign is still stunned and I'm totally not making excuses to be lazy.

@rick073: You jump off, but the jetpacks don't cancel enough force quick enough and you splatter against the ground.

@CommanderDude7: Unfortunately, you get a lance through you from trying to attack him while he's spinning around and machine-gunning Chaos Lances and fall impaled next to Lao-Shan. No wait, that was just Gama suit. You manage to break your fall INTO Lao-Shan, dealing 30,000 damage and RAAAAAGEing him.

@tom0000009: You start teleporting, but a weird pink ball-blob-thing with four red ovals attached to it tries to eat you, so you just reappear in Lolcatia.

@TheBlokeWithNoNumbers: I don't know if Lao has fire breath. Also, the pitiful shank fails to penetrate. The teeth did make you get critical, though.

@GeminiDelta: Famine's pathetic Athlete stat of 5 means that he pretty much gets broken trying to do an Eternal Session. When the beam spam comes up, War's 5 Mind causes him to turn into a pile of ash due to Famine's 75 mind nuclear death beams. So, at the cost of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, you did 30,000 damage to Sonic. Also, Pestilence is already dead-ish. It will take a Bailout of $100,000 to reopen the bank...for twelve seconds. Which should be enough to get it back up.

hmm... since i just unleashed hell, i'll give ya guys a break and a riddle to an instant kill of sorts.

'this was used to defeat the mare in the moon', and if used on me, will end my rage. now then you idiots need to figure it out before i kinda kill you all.

OW SOMEONE REVIVE ME

Ok. Wait... Which one do I use to revive you, se or sc? hmm, alright, you choose, you want to be revived by soul edge, the evil demon sword or soul calibur, the holy sword?

Dead-ISH, you say? And death just happens to be ethereal. Meh, death brings back the other 3's souls, and rick's to ASAP. The 4 horseman and maybe rick then stumble off to Lolcatia's hospital to get patched up. Except for war, who just takes some Tylenol and says it's enough. He gets in the Delta suit (Oi, you mispelled it as Dalta >.&gt and stands guard at the 80% mark.

Sonic, I'm tired so I'll go to bed and think on that riddle tommorow. Should have it after school.

Rick, guess you got 3 actions:
1-Soul edge-Demon sword revival
2-Soul Calibur-Holy sword
3-Death's Soul Call technique


Waiiiiit a minute. There's 3 swords I know with "Soul" in the name: Soul Edge, Soul Eater, and Soul calibur. Which is which D:

"Bloody... Bloke... Hey, just a fun fact, my name is Theodore Newman Wellington Nostram Northrishire. Or TNWNN for you... Blokes..."
I fall unconcious.

ignoring my previous post.

*black aura lightens up for a second from the cost of Xigbar's DM* USE THE ELEMENTS OF *suddenly mute as the aura turns pitch black again, before i vanish in a flash step* (yeah, this is why i kinda hate being pissed off... especially when i have enough chaos energy to unleash infinite attacks.)

soul calibur i guess...

Ok then, umm lets see how to do this umm... Yea this sword didn't come with a manual, @#$%. OH I GOT IT! Gemini Delta, but rick into one of those android bodies! In the meantime, I stab soulcalibur into the ground and create a path of ice spikes towards Sonic's direction and then I proceed to run up to the nearest enemy and attack it with the fiery power of soul edge.

I start slashing franticly to bring down the Lao-shan

I pick up a bazooka and start firing at the back of Lao-Shan-Lung. Next I use all the missile turrets and fire at Crimson Fatalis head.

Wave 5: Penance 2: Sonicheroes
Enemies:
Android Sonicheroes95(30,000 HP)
Chameleos(DEAD)
Lao-Shan-Lung(20,000 HP)(RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!)
Crimson Fatalis(20,000 HP)(RAAAAAAAAAGE!)
Ancient Rathian(DEAD)
Gold Rathian(DEAD)
Silver Rathalos(DEAD)
Rudodiora(DEAD)
Doragyurosu(DEAD)
Teostra(34,500 HP)
Lunastra(DEAD)
Kushala Daora(DEAD)
Progress: 75% (100% Sonicheroes95, 60% Fatalis)
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses: Dragon
Immunity: Various
Neutrals:
Allies:
World War(15,000 HP)
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($40,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

@GeminiDelta: Death ends up calling back...Predjudice, Modern Warfare and Crime. Crime takes some Angel Dust and goes to stand guard, Modern Warfare keeps calling for a medic as he goes for the hospital and Predjudice refuses to be healed by the one avaliable doctor since he's gay. Death just gets a new body from the Necromancers so he won't pull a Christian Brutal Sniper on them for messing with the life stream.

@TNWNN: Theodore Newman Wellington Nostram Northishire falls unconscious.

@tom0000009: By "stab it into the ground", I assume you mean AFTER you actually form the power into a pointed object. As for Soul Edge attack, you go for a hammer and bounce off.

@CommanderDude7: Your frantic slashing deals 15,000 damage! Also, I think the Dragon's AI broke...

@Darkfire45: You pretty much rocket jump along Lao-Shan and do 10,000 damage. Also, Fatalis dodges the missiles.

Hey look, a book! Wonder how good of a read it'll be...

*proceeds to form a sword of pure chaos energy, before flash stepping to CD7 and unleashing a barrage of chaos lances on him, not caring what i hit*