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NO! IT CAN ONLY BE EATEN IF IT'S UNDER 10 YEARS OLD!

Can we stop yelling now?

NO! I CAN'T STOP!

Why can't I stop?

Because you haven't started yet.

When will you start?

Before I stop

What if I stop before starting?

Then you procrastinate.

Why am I thin even though I eat a lot of junk food?

Because you also lose lots of weight

Why did I lose weight through 2014 if I ate chocolate almost every day that year?

Because 1 bar of chocolate each day was all the food you ate.

Is the monster gone yet?

No, he is never gone, he was here all the time! they were watching us, gathering our weaknesses to make better versions of us! now, those "better" versions will try to kill us, we have to destroy them!

Why don't you just give up? you can't defeat a better yourself!

Because it's human nature to resist.

What is catfish nature?

He just look like a fish and acts like a cat

Are catfishes afraid of dogfishes?

Of course.

When in the course of coarsity canst thou cantankerously clobber a crazy commodore with a clanky canteen?

Every time

What is "when"?

When is a but conundrum; there is no such thing as when or where. These words are weak attempts to help us understand time.

Know any good limericks?

No. Or is it yes?

If there's a South Park, why isn't there a North Park?

And why isn't there an East Park or a West Park? Or is it there?

What is leg candy?