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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Terry_Logic
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Jester

Because if we had 11, one hand would have more than the other.

Why haven't computers taken over the world yet?

BitRifle
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Peasant

Remember, Bill Gates lost his passion on computers and Steve died.
They recently lost one of their parents, alright? No time for the world domination yet..unless daddy comes back.

What are some places I can't/shouldn't go?

BitRifle
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Peasant

Then what is the point of buying burritos if you can't see a guy working on burritos so hard at Chipotle? Fun, they are not allowed to wrap themselves because it's no fun.

May I see your garment that you might wear for lower part of your body, between your waist and thigh? (Optional: Am I going to be "You're banned" for being inappropriate?)

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Unlikely. I put on my invisible boxers this morning.

Why do I have hair on my arms?

BitRifle
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Peasant

Because it is better in that way instead having an arm on your hairs.

What should I do if someone Asks me a Stupid Question?

Chryosten
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Herald

You jump into a puddle and start quacking like a chicken.

What is the point?

UnleashedUponMankind
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Grand Duke

One the unknown superheros.

Why is a banana yellow?

BitRifle
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Peasant

God made it to be yellow for people who have hard time distinguishing banana with an inappropriate object that I should not mention. The word may commonly start with D.

It's snowing, any idea?

GhostOfMetal
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Shepherd

Yes, it will soon be snowing.

Why do all prisons look the same?

winmaster1
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Peasant

Because prisoners always move to new prisons, and they get used to their old prison, so they're built the same to comfort the prisoners.

Why do I laugh?

GhostOfMetal
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Shepherd

Because you believe in when something unexpected happens, your body reacts in an unexpected way.

What are height-weight ratios.

Terry_Logic
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Jester

It's the ratio between the number of centimeters tall you are and the number of pounds you weigh. If the number of centimeters is higher than the number of pounds (i.e. 181 centimeters tall, 180 pounds), you're too thin. If the number of pounds is higher, you're too fat.

Why are fat people so fat?

UnleashedUponMankind
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Grand Duke

Its magic!

Why is it cold in winter?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Because if it was cold in summer, all the crops would die.

Why is every planet in our solar system round?

Chryosten
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Herald

Due to an accident on the giant potter's wheel which caused any pot that were created on it to instantly become round.

What is the square root of pi?

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