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The title explains itself.
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>
and so on and so forth.
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Because, Offense taken.
How did the pancakes ever win the great spaghetti war with their hands cuffed?
They threw their syrup to bind their memoirs.
What can a swatter swat if there are no slots to swot?
Simple, the doorbell.
But if the grass is blue, what did shakespeare refer to ?
The clown on High Street.
Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
How come 2 people stole my nose on the same day ?
Because you are pinocchio! A lil lie...^^
Whats hidden at the dark side of the moon?
A Nazi Compound.
How do birds sing without lips ?
they use their mouth
Why the trees grow?
Because the grow tree.
Why do books have words?
because someone canÂ´t read the pictures
What colour would the Smurf turn if you choked him ?
Zebra style, striped black and white.
How come yesterday started tomorrow ?
Because tomorrow started today.
How do guys become pregnant?
They were dumb enough to actually eat pancakes on a monday.
How did the road cross the chicken ?
Backwards...just kidding. It had a stone in the middle and the chicken got injured by it and it got angry.
How many crazy people are needed in order to make a fruit ****tail?
IT takes one crazy person just kidding they cant make it
How many people does it take to screw a light bulb
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