Fast forward time I guess. Each year the Moon drifts away 3cm from the Earth..that's really slow but we can make him find another Earth or..something happier to orbit. Though in a million years it'd be like 30km away. I think. Don't trust my brain. math sucks
Because your eyes were hired to only work when they are in the air, if you want to see underwater, give them a better payment and make a new contract with them
Can I convince my eyes to see underwater for less than 100 dollars a month? :s