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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Mattchstick
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Nomad

Of course it's a statement, it's just an untrue statement.

Why do wizards wear pointy hats?

saint_of_gaming
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Shepherd

If they wore mushroom hats the balls might bounce off of them in the quidich World Cup obviously.
What is the stupidest (not most harmful most ridiculous) invention of all time?

Mattchstick
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137 posts
Nomad

Twitter.

Why are the letters of the alphabet arranged the way they are?

HahiHa
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Regent

So that they match the lyrics of the alphabet song.

Why are lawns so boring?

Mattchstick
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Nomad

Because if they were cool, you wouldn't want to mow them, and the world would be consumed by rogue grass.

Why is the sun so far away?

saint_of_gaming
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Shepherd

So you can't toast marshmallows over it obviously.
Why is Activision so bad at counting?

Mattchstick
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Nomad

They probably learned it from Microsoft naming their consoles.
How long is too long?

saint_of_gaming
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Shepherd

The time it will take to finish Ruffle.
Why do Emperor Penguins winter at the South Pole?

Mattchstick
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Nomad

Because it's cold there.
Why does rain fall down instead of groundwater rise up?

saint_of_gaming
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Shepherd

Because of Newton's law of universal gravitation.
Why is avm1 content on this site and not avm2 content even though most avm2 content would probably work a lot better (judging by ruffle.rs project status updates)?

TheMostManlyMan
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Chamberlain

Because Big Mobile™ doesn't want people getting their hands on quality, completely free games.
Why do my feet turn green in the snow?

saint_of_gaming
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Shepherd

Because they probably were located where all the potatoes that make green potato chips were grown.
How did Armor Games Studios come to understand the difference between Coke and Pepsi so well?

TheMostManlyMan
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Chamberlain

So it all started this one wild night in Columbia...
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

saint_of_gaming
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Shepherd

She's right where she lives in the Rumah Terbalik Upside Down House - Kota Kinabalu, East Malaysia of course. (Thanks for mentioning that; that was one of my favorite games as a child.)
Why do they call bathrooms "restrooms" if there aren't any beds. (I was very confused by this as a toddler.)

HalRazor
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Grand Duke

Because the toilet paper feels wiped out.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

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