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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Mattchstick
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137 posts
Nomad

Of course it's a statement, it's just an untrue statement.

Why do wizards wear pointy hats?

saint_of_gaming
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Peasant

If they wore mushroom hats the balls might bounce off of them in the quidich World Cup obviously.
What is the stupidest (not most harmful most ridiculous) invention of all time?

Mattchstick
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Mattchstick
137 posts
Nomad

Twitter.

Why are the letters of the alphabet arranged the way they are?

HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Nomad

So that they match the lyrics of the alphabet song.

Why are lawns so boring?

Mattchstick
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Mattchstick
137 posts
Nomad

Because if they were cool, you wouldn't want to mow them, and the world would be consumed by rogue grass.

Why is the sun so far away?

saint_of_gaming
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Peasant

So you can't toast marshmallows over it obviously.
Why is Activision so bad at counting?

Mattchstick
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Mattchstick
137 posts
Nomad

They probably learned it from Microsoft naming their consoles.
How long is too long?

saint_of_gaming
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saint_of_gaming
361 posts
Peasant

The time it will take to finish Ruffle.
Why do Emperor Penguins winter at the South Pole?

Mattchstick
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Mattchstick
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Nomad

Because it's cold there.
Why does rain fall down instead of groundwater rise up?

saint_of_gaming
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Peasant

Because of Newton's law of universal gravitation.
Why is avm1 content on this site and not avm2 content even though most avm2 content would probably work a lot better (judging by ruffle.rs project status updates)?

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