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Minigore12
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The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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sciller45
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No, but a tuna fish can can. Naa nananana naa naa nananana naa naa nanananana na-NAnananananana naaa.

Isn't it true that there are no dumb questions?

meaosome
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No, most-if not all- questions are incapable of scoring on an IQ test.

Can a bird carry a coconut?

RebelGamer_98
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Treasurer

Yes. It could be carried by an African swallow but not a European swallow. (I got your reference. 😜)

Why am I 22?

armorplayergc
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Because you are not (not 22) O.O

Is this statement false?

HalRazor
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Grand Duke

No, it is a question. If you wanted to refer to the liar paradox, you would need a statement instead.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

ScoobySnax
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It depends on how hungry the woodchuck is.

If Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cared, why would anyone write a song about it?

RebelGamer_98
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Treasurer

They wanted to show the whole world just how much they don't care about Jimmy cracking corn.

What time is it?

sciller45
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Fun fact, it shows the time over your post every time you post one. Currently, the time is... 8 hours ago.

Where did my plush elephant get off to while I was sleeping?

meaosome
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The plush zoo. It should be easy to get it out because all the exhibits are made of cotton.

Who makes the chew toys?

saint_of_gaming
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Shepherd

Yes since e^(i*pi)+1 = 0.
Why is hardly anyone on this site anymore?

LowGBadmintonGang
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6 posts
Nomad

You`ve changed.

Why there are blank pages?

RebelGamer_98
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347 posts
Treasurer

Because the gods demand that the pages be blank!

If you have one bucket that holds two gallons of water, and another bucket that holds five gallons, how many buckets do you have?

saint_of_gaming
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598 posts
Shepherd

Two buckets of different sizes!
Why is there an interstate highway in Hawaii?!

Mattchstick
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137 posts
Nomad

So you can drive there if it's too far to swim.

Why do so many words in English have a a silent letter?

saint_of_gaming
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Shepherd

Since English is a random stew of words that doesn't make any objective sense of course!
Is "This statement is a lie" actually a statement?

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