OctoCan has an almost infinite number of uses. It's up to you to figure out what they are. Of course, no vulgar or obscene material.
Also, OctoCan has a clan now. For information on joining Clan OctoCan, contact [url=MagicTree]
I'll start: 1. Instant Seafood. If you happen to be entertaining guests from the South Pacific who are having dinner with you only to discover that the local pizza joint was the epicenter of an inexplicable volcanic eruption, OctoCan is your answer. Mix the contents of one can of OctoCan with one box of Seafood Helper and cook for 15 minutes. When the timer rings, you'll have a large spread of calamari ready to serve.
2. Crowd Control. When loaded into low velocity 40mm grenade cartridges or spring-operated canisters, OctoCan is excellent for non-lethal riot dispersal. When fired, the canisters will burst open and release multiple octopi at the angry mob. The octopi will then attach themselves to the targets faces, causing them to scream and flail about trying to get the squishiness off their faces. The sight of people running around with octopi clinging to their faces will also have a profound psychological effect on other rioters, causing them to disperse before the same fate befalls them. With 24 hours' notice, Paladin Industries can have 50 truckloads of OctoCan riot ammo ready for transport to New York to clean up that little mess in Zuccotti Park. >
3. Practical Joke/Revenge. If someone is bothering you and you want to get them back, or if you're just a practical joker, OctoCan is the resource you need. Three of the easiest and most popular methods of using it are as follows: 1. Sneak up behind your target and empty a can of OctoCan down the back of their shirt. It has approximately the same effect as a slushball similarly applied, except that it's lukewarm, it's squishy, it wriggles around, and it doesn't melt, so it's actually way better. 2. Empty a can of OctoCan onto your target's chair just before they sit down. Sitting into such squirmy squishiness has extremely disturbing psychological effects and may even leave your target mentally scarred for life. > 3. Just tilt a can of OctoCan back and forth in the presence of your target. That constant "schlorp...schlorp...schlorp...schlorp..." sound will drive ANYONE to insanity. >
321: Boiling Water
OctoCan's Thermal Genes can help you boil water up to 100 degrees! (Celsium). It can also be used as a warming point in winter or for a sauna!
Tired of seeing all those clickbait articles? Wish to never see them again? OctoCan will solve your problems! With its ink, it will blot out any potential clickbait that appears while your browsing the Internet. Now you will never have to put up with clickbait ever again! Thanks OctoCan!
326. FG revival! Use OctoCan to bring any of your beloved forum games back to life! Just tell it what FG has died, and it will bring it back to the first page!
Now the tentacles of OctoCan can massage you wherever you want! Back, Shoulders, Legs, Butt! Wherever you want! You will immedeatly feel calm and relaxed!
each OctoCan does not come with a canned octopus, there is not any meat from any animal in the can, it is veggie meat, but it is made to taste even better, PETA will approve this can
Forgot your pencil? need a sharpener? Got to grade some papers in red ink, but just DONT HAVE THE DANG THING ON YOU??? Not anymore! Now, with a single twist of the lid, The canned Octopus will magically become 3 #2 pencils, sharpened with erasers, 4 different pens in black, blue, red, and black, 2 large erasers, a pad of sticky notes, and a mysterious piece of paper with a number that you should NEVER call.
Octcan can tell someone that theyr'e wrong,just open the lid at the person who's incorrect,think about what they said,and the octocan will make the best Pheonix Wright:Ace Attorney refrence ever!
Here is a quote form the time I tried octocan!
"OBJECTON!#329 is incorrect,as #1 says that OCTOCAN is good INSTANT SEAFOOD!"
