Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.
Well, we did think you are a boy and the sudden announcement of you being a girl came along from the new guy. Plus, I don't think girls would joke around about their "stuff" in the way you did.
@theEPICgameKING: Unfortunately, all of your commands are hindered by the fact that Heavydile just crawled out of the ground and broke your armor. This thing can dent a Blockgineer, i think Runestone will be kinda broken... Also, you increase our income by building a quarry on a local Malachite reserve, but wood, iron and farms have long since been outdated on this planet, and this planet is under an embargo with all others.
@rick073: You manage to take tEgK while Heavydile is being chomped on by Heavygator and detonate him and Painis, criticalling him and dealing 10,000 damage to Painis!
@Dakrfire45: Gator starts chewing on Dile, but Painis ignores the sandvich and Weaslecake falls to the ground and starts making little cupcakes after the EMP!
@Nicholas98: Nah, we have creepers already.
@GeminiDelta: Huh. Now, honestly, who saw this coming?
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*honk honk* ^_^...and then my hand gets the brunt of rick's bullet. AAAAAAAAAAAAA
@tom0000009: I dunno, I know plenty of chicks who make plenty of jokes about their assets.
well, i'm bored, so i'm gonna teleport out of hiding while wearing a doctor's labcoat and wielding the blutsoager. "time for doctor assisted homicde!" i proceed to fire the blutsoager at Painis Cupcake.
"Ow." Vekel runs back to Lolcatia holding his broken armour, wearing what he can. "I forgot this thing's crap at Heavy attacks. Time to switch classes!" He pulls another set of armour out of the portal used to transport him onto this planet, and, cheezburgian ears twitching, switches his Anti-magic Runestone to Anti-physical Shadow plate. No, it's not made out of darkness; rather light-absorbing black silk (enchanted of course) plated with a thin layer of flexible Adamantium Scales allows for almost complete invisibility. He also switches his weapons from a heavy runestone-Runeblade to a much lighter, faster, vampiric sword known as Red Fang. "Class changed from Guardian to Assassin. NOW I can heal." Standing in whatever religious building Lolcatia may have, he encases himself in thick crystal protected by Ceiling Cat's blessing.
Oh god, Haley (Gemini)'s horny. TAKE COVER...so thankful I have my crystal. She'll rub through that, though, i'm sure. Kyle...be careful. Horny Gemini, when denied, goes crazy with lust and pain. It's...quite something to watch, actually.
