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Kylelolcat
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Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 100% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.

SO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

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Garriss
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Eh, what the heck. MERRY CHRISTMAS! *Jumps into Santa's slay as he passes by the moon* *Puts Kyle in a giant gift box and throw him in with the other gifts* *Flies over Lolcatia and the Memetia dimension dropping gifts and making sure that Kyle drops near Gemini* Well,that's everyone I know except for Dark Super Aspect... Master will be mad! X_X *Faints and falls down from sleigh* *Passes through personality splitter* *Good and bad me falling down and finally hits the ground with a thud* *Both me are still unconscious*

sonicheroes95
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Talow H: *glances over at Talow C* yeah... i'm going with you.

Talow C: do i have a choice?

Talow H: yeah, who to murder first.

Talow C: that's not what i ment...

Talow H: right... on that note... *proceeds to pull out the direct hit and shoot a rocket just so that it nails Garriss as he falls out of the sleigh, blasting him away from the personality splittter.*

Garriss
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Garriss
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*Gets blasted to the memory eraser which Santa Claus dropped from his sleigh* *Still not awake* Why Santa Claus?! Why did you have to drop that there?!

Poizaz00
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Poizaz00
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At least the most idiotic personalities can be split and killed.

rick073
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rick073
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I'm not idiotic am I? I'M JUST !@#$ING INSANE

Poizaz00
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Still killisted

rick073
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rick073
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ok what did you do?

NOTHING!!! THIS GUY IS TRYING TO KILL ME!

*sigh* your a moron poizaz you know that?

Poizaz00
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If I can't fight alternate personalities, why not outdo them then.

EEEEETHOOOOOOOO

Must... Play... Golemizer......

Shut up!

EEEEEEEEEEETHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PLAY GOLEMIZER DAMMIT

Nope.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOLEMIZEWR NAO!

Okay then. *leaves to play golemizer*

rick073
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rick073
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We rest by our case.

Poizaz00
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Poizaz00
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shut up, you are breaking the page.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shut up!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Go away and shut up or I'll split you off and kill you violently!

Garriss
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*Continues falling down into memory eraser* *Gets amnesia* *Rolls down the mountain where the memory eraser is* *Rolls down to Lolcatia* Ugghh, that hurts... w-what's my name again?

sonicheroes95
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*Summons a shadow clone and has it use Gun Stinger on Poizaz, and crazy combo it into Point Blank, then has it do the same to rick*

(gun stinger: dash at an enemy then blast them with the shotgun.
point blank: unleash 3 charged(or basically, very damaging) shots on them
crazy combo: basically, from the game it's from(DMC3), it means the move's activated by button mashing at the right time.)

rick073
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*insane laughter* i do not feel pain... now DIE! *i teleport to sonic, pin him to the ground, strap multiple fear gas grenades to his chest, and detonate them while still holding on so he doesn't escape* why doesnt this gas affect me you ask? *insane chuckling* because, my dear friend, I FEAR NOTHING!!! *jabs another adrenaline needle into arm*

you're crazy you know that right? you DO know that right? right?

NOPE

sonicheroes95
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sonic? never heard of him. i could of sworn my name is Talow Rosine.. also, yes, i'm crazy. that or a genius. haven't figured out which yet.

rick073
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rick073
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fine. be that way. here is the revised action: *insane laughter* i do not feel pain... now DIE! *i teleport to TALOW, pin him to the ground, strap multiple fear gas grenades to his chest, and detonate them while still holding on so he doesn't escape* why doesnt this gas affect me you ask? *insane chuckling* because, my dear friend, I FEAR NOTHING!!! *jabs another adrenaline needle into arm*

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