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Kylelolcat
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Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 100% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.

SO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

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sonicheroes95
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which Talow is it? because at the moment, 3 exists.

rick073
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> you're making this very hard for me... Talow H i suppose...

Kylelolcat
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Wave 8- Dark Super Part 1
Enemies:
Dark Super Aspect (100,000 HP)
Progress:
Status:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Nicholas98, Garriss, GeminiDelta
Critical:
Dead: bigfatkitty, rick073, tom0000009
Epic Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa,
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
In the Paradise Dimension:

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 109,610/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $0 ($17,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $25,000

Defense force:
6/20 Tanks
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Attacking force:
6/20 Goliaths (Private)
25/500 Swordsmen (Recruit)
400/400 Axemen (Soldier)
99/100 Riflemen (Marxman)
18/20 Trolls (Flamer)
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
20 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Soldier (20,000 HP)
Lv.2 Heavygator (25,000 HP)
Lv.1 Creeper Captain (500 HP)
Lv.1 War (50,000 HP)
Lv.1 Pestilence (35,000 HP)
Lv.1 Famine (15,000 HP)
Lv.1 Death (7000 HP)

Oh, yeah, this thread! Alright, break's over. Back to fighting Dark Super'Aspect since it's back.

Garriss
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*Acidentally arrives at Kyle's Cafe* Er... Hi... Do you know who am I?

sonicheroes95
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Talow C: hey Talow, i have a full charge. shall we find out what it can do? *pulls out the rainbow cutter and wields the warp drive medigun in one hand and rainbow cutter in another*

Talow H: what does it do? *gets ready by pulling out True Light's Flight and taking a stance with it*

Talow C: normal medigun's effect, but we move at insane speeds.

Talow H: hmm... let's test that out.. on that guy. *points to dark super*

Talow C: *activates the charge*

Talow(both): *proceeds to vanish in a burst of speed*

(what happens next is basically they run up to dark super and proceed to do a move like dark aura where they move around and sometimes dash past him, slashing him doing the dash, then they proceed to use Millenium Stab on him(stab with the sword repeatly before finishing off with a very strong stab)from opposite sides of Dark Super then as a finale, they proceed to use 'All's End' on Dark Super(or basically, this, replace light with harmony, dark with chaos.)

rick073
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still waiting on revive...

YOU'RE THE MORON WHO GOT US KILLED!

I WASN'T BLAMING ANYTHING ON YOU! I JUST FOUND OUT YOU EXISTED A FEW WEEKS AGO!

I DON'T CARE!

*facepalm*

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I shoot a lot of Chaos Cannons at Dark Super.
I then attempt to rerct a level 100 sentry by dragging a resupply cabinet to a sentry, and using a pair of gloves, covered in wrenches.

CommanderDude7
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Using a sticky launcher I surround dark super with sticky bombs and get ready to activate them the moment he moves.

theEPICgameKING
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O...kay...seems like none of the actions from before took effect. IN THAT CASE:
*Revive rick with phoenix down*
*Throw party to boost morale and get the wall fixed*
And then Vekel summons...The bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail! And also the Black Knight. He catapults them both to dark super, the BK yelling "I'll bite your legs off!"

Poizaz00
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I force-feed Rick creeper slurry and bathe him in nitroglycerin, then throw him at Dark Super.
I then inject medigun fluid into his head to make his disembodied head invincible.

rick073
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ok... i have actions swirling in my head that i can't use while i'm dead...

YOU HAVE ACTIONS? WHAT ABOUT ME? I HAVE FEELINGS TOO MAN!

ok... someone get the personality splitter...

SURE! IT'D BE EASIER TO KILL ALL THESE GUYS WHEN I'M NOT BOGGED DOWN IN MILITARY GRADE HARDWARE!

right... have fun taking a sword to the chest in those mage robes...

I WILL!

WHERES THE PERSONALITY SPLITTER?

Poizaz00
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I use a personality splitter on rick if he does not blow up. If he does, then I revive him, split him, fill Insane Rick with creeper slurry, cover him in nitroglyerin, strap c4 charges onto him,cover him in gunpowder plating, and put a long fise if the creeper slurry does not act as a good enough trigger. I then throw him at Dark Super by catapult and light the fuse.

Kylelolcat
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Wave 8- Dark Super Part 1
Enemies:
Dark Super Aspect (55,000 HP)
Progress:
Status:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Nicholas98, Garriss, GeminiDelta
Critical:
Dead: bigfatkitty, rick073, tom0000009
Epic Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa,
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
In the Paradise Dimension:

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 99,610/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $0 ($17,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $25,000

Defense force:
6/20 Tanks
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Attacking force:
6/20 Goliaths (Private)
25/500 Swordsmen (Recruit)
400/400 Axemen (Soldier)
99/100 Riflemen (Marxman)
18/20 Trolls (Flamer)
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
20 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Soldier (20,000 HP)
Lv.2 Heavygator (25,000 HP)
Lv.1 Creeper Captain (500 HP)
Lv.1 War (50,000 HP)
Lv.1 Pestilence (35,000 HP)
Lv.1 Famine (15,000 HP)
Lv.1 Death (7000 HP)

@Garriss: You're a were-cat who was formerly an Alliance elf whom was assaulting us alongside some GMonsters. Why?

@sonicheroes95: You deal a massive 40,000 damage while it's distracted!

@Poizaz00: That does 10,000 damage to Lolcatia and 5,000 damage to Dark Super! Also, you can't get it above level three before it explodes. As for Rick, the goo bounces off his invincibility. As for the personality split, we still need explicit permission from the living person. Shouldn't be too hard...

@CommanderDude7: He evases by teleporting away!

@theEPICgameKING: You revive Rick and launch the two after grabbing them from the cafe! However, we already had too much party, even with Pinkie Pie.

Garriss
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Okay, I get that but I want to know what happened to me! Also know my name and stuff! I'll do anything! I beg of you!

Poizaz00
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I have permission for the split. Rick sorta hates his insane side, and his insane side wants to be a mage instead of a warrior.

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