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Kylelolcat

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Posted November 12, '11 9:22pm UTC

Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 100% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.

SO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!\r\nEnemies:\r\nReality: 100% unstable\r\nProgress:\r\nStatus:\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nImmunity:\r\nNeutrals:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged: Poobaloofa,\r\nCritical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45\r\nDead: rick073\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning): Poobaloofa\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 290,000/300,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)\r\n1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)\r\n0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)\r\n0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)\r\n5/5 Missile Turrets\r\n5/5 Laser Turrets\r\nAnti-Artillery Tower\r\nGiant Magnifiying Glass\r\nLv.2 Sentry\r\nLv.1 Dispenser\r\nAttacking force:\r\n0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)\r\n0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)\r\n0/40 Trolls (Flamer)\r\n0/50 Main Battle Tanks\r\n5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)\r\n0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)\r\n30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)\r\n0/20 Spiders (Demonic)\r\n0/20 Goliaths (Private)\r\nSupport Force:\r\n0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)\r\n0/30 Jedi (Knights)\r\n0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)\r\n9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)\r\n0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)\r\n7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)\r\n7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)\r\n6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)\r\n6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)\r\n1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)\r\n1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)\r\nHeroes:\r\nLv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)\r\nLv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)\r\nLv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)\r\nLv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)\r\nLv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)\r\nLv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)\r\nLv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)\r\nLv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)\r\nLv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)\r\nLv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)\r\nLv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)\r\n\r\nWell, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.\r\n\r\nSO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

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Poizaz00

605 posts

Peasant

Posted December 25, '11 3:15pm UTC

I give everyone in Lolcatia a flask of strength potion.

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted December 25, '11 3:54pm UTC

REVIVE ME PLZ! SOMEONE? ANYONE!!!!!!

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Poizaz00

605 posts

Peasant

Posted December 25, '11 4:04pm UTC

I revive Rick because it's Christmas, as an android programmed with an instinct to help Lolcatia. I also give him an AWESOME hat to keep his morale up.

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theEPICgameKING

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Farmer

Posted December 25, '11 5:54pm UTC

Vekel soul-transfers rick back into his original body, and gives him an EPIC hat as a present. He then sings Jingle Bells while repairing the wall, full of christmas joy. Part of that joy would be the expensive-looking Diamond sword he got as a present from Santa Cat.

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GeminiDelta

437 posts

Nomad

Posted December 25, '11 5:58pm UTC

Ryuu wakes up, walks to his christmas tree, and finds several gallons of high-quality wine from Santa cat. Also an armoured Jeep with a 50. cal on it. storing the booze in back, he drives around repairing the wall where possible. The horsemen prepare a party at 7:00 PM full of booze, Lolcatian poledancers, more booze, egg nog, presents for everyone, and ivites all the races in Memetia to join in.

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted December 25, '11 7:53pm UTC

*yawn* I need a rest...

I'LL TAKE OVER FOR YAH

Fine... Don't do anything idiotic though...

OK! HI GUYS HOWZITGOING? I'M RICKS INSANE SIDE!!! *insane laughter* I CAN TELL WE'RE GONNA BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS! *more insane laughter*

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Poizaz00

605 posts

Peasant

Posted December 25, '11 9:07pm UTC

I /b cp air (VoxelSnipe copy replace w/ air) a cage onto Rick.

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted December 25, '11 10:33pm UTC

(everything insane me says will be in italics. and probably all caps)

NNNNOPE! I FUS RO DAH MY WAY OUT OF THE CAGE AND STICK A SERRATED KNIFE UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

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Poizaz00

605 posts

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Posted December 25, '11 10:40pm UTC

I /b m TT (Brush: Spawn Tesla Turtle) a ton of tesla turtles onto rick and watch them do their deadly long-range shocks.

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted December 25, '11 11:02pm UTC

IIZ SLEN NUS! HAVE FUN WITH THOSE ICE STATUES SHAPED LIKE TURTLES ^_^

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Poizaz00

605 posts

Peasant

Posted December 25, '11 11:17pm UTC

Golemizer tesla turtles, dummy!
They are the most damage-dealing thing in the game

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted December 26, '11 12:09am UTC

oh well, SOOOOOOOOOORRY for not living on the computer like you... *jams another adrenaline needle into my arm* THATS BETTER

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GeminiDelta

437 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '11 2:26am UTC

Horny Gemini lives...in italics! *Rubs against insane rick, kissing and hugging and other stuff. "Hey big boy, want a present? *Giggle*

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted December 26, '11 2:33am UTC

erm... i've got many ideas boiling in my head, but most of them are nsfw... ummmmmm... what to do, what to do...

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CommanderDude7

4,689 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '11 2:34am UTC

Sip some eggnog by the fire and enjoy a christmas break.

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