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Omnihero10
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See i saw the lack of this thread and thought.. " why not?" soo i made it. and what i want to say first is that people misunderstand villains.
i see my self as a " controller" that a villain. but its the profile.

soo i ask you.. how would you start your empire.. i would invent a religion.

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Masterforger
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Step One: As a child, infiltrate the school board/ministry of education, and tak over your school.
Step Two: As a teenager, completely bypass parties, and instead work on the designs for a stealth dropship
Step Three: Build the dropship
Step four: as a young adult, find some way to become insanely rich
Step five: find a suitable island/mountain for your base, hire like-wised evil men (Not as smart as you, of course) and start by raiding large banks and the houses of influential people
Step Six: Cook up a doomsday recipe, show the world, and have them appoint you king of the world

Things you need as a villain:
Black Clothing
A self-made ultimate pistol
Money (a lot of it)
An army

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

I'd probably stop recycling.

xAyjAy
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why do you need henchmen when you can conttroll anyone with a mind-controll-device or a hypno-beam/laser?

Omnihero10
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come on guys... be realistic

Masterforger
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Ahem. There is no realistic to this. As to my understanding, that's something you thought while you made this thread. Villains, real villains, are rare, rare enough to give us these ideas of villains, the evidence of which is portrayed above. That is what we think of villains.
Thus, that is what you find here. Not realism, but imagination.

AsianBrandon
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To start ruling the world you gotta rob a bank first

Omnihero10
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lawl... you gotta rob ALL THE BANKS... EVER!

EmperorPalpatine
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Villains, real villains, are rare

Really? Osama bin-Laden, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, drug lords, mob bosses... Villains are quite common.
DevilishConcoction
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All good villians are dead, Palpatine.
Sigh.

Cenere
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Any good villain wouldn't be dead, because they are doing it right.
It is like saying any good trolls get banned. If they get banned, they are obviously doing it wrong.

glaceonex23
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Be a drug trafficker and become a mafia.

EmperorPalpatine
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All good villians are dead, Palpatine.

Then why is the illegal drug trade continuing?
sirpiggybank
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i would pretend to be the reincarnation of jesus and get 500million followers... on facebook
then... i'll...
think of a better world domination plan, yes

getanewhouse
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vain villains revile in villainy. Vile vulturous vagabonds go gallivanting valiantly through the village. Then violent vehement victimization's occur vastly on the visionaries Vending a venomous vortex vine, victims revolt vivaciously venerable veniremen named VLAD.

xAyjAy
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invent something new to get rich. implant a device that sends out a hypnotic sound or so and you will be the ruler of the world.

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