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See i saw the lack of this thread and thought.. " why not?" soo i made it. and what i want to say first is that people misunderstand villains.
i see my self as a " controller" that a villain. but its the profile.
soo i ask you.. how would you start your empire.. i would invent a religion.
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Well I'm up for ending this in a tie at any time by just dismissing it all with the sentence "You take over the world your way, I'll take over the world my way."
That's literally what I was just going to say. So let's end it in a tie(Even though I know my idea is better....OK, I promise I'm done now.).
Well to be a really good villan, go do what makarove did, just don't die
Its rather simple to take over the word. Simply blow up all the big countries capitals are u r good. Or just find a guy who looks like Obama and have them switch places one day and u control that guy. Simple
EmperorPalpatine, your plan looks pretty good, aside from needing infinite money XD
Thanks. For a school paper, I needed to write what I'd do with unlimited money, so I made an elaborate plan for taking over the world.
Heh. I'll just take out a loan.
That puts you on the grid. They see who took out a lot of money and trace it to where a lot of money was spent. You'd need to take out many loans from many banks using many aliases.
I seriously doubt there is a basement in a skyscraper that doesn't have people in it and allows you to be down there too.
He could plant the explosives at the bottoms of elevator shafts. No one, other than maybe a maintenence guy, goes there.
If it means stopping somebody from world domination, they would be willing to do whatever it takes.
The guy who points the gun is frowned upon, but the guy who gives him a reason to pull the trigger is viewed as worse. You'd probably be killed by angry family members of the people in the buildings.
Besides, they wouldn't risk destroying the White house with firepower that big.
You're right. They'd just use a few snipers.
And we take over the White House and Pentagon and BOOM we have a lot more power.
How? You can't exactly walk in fully armed and not expect the security staff to pwn you. 500 stupid cultists (you said so yourself) isn't really an army, just a crowd.
Problem with the 'Hostage Buildings' plan:
By the time you announced that you got your first assistant person to do something, every large building would be evacuated. Sure people would be upset if a tower crashed, but if no one is hurt, then it's not a big deal. Maybe you should target monuments instead. Or, for irony, bomb shelters. Everyone would go there.
Problems with the 'Church Cult' plan:
You'd get support from nuts, but is that a good thing? One might really have some problems and turn on you.
A must have for villians is cannibalistic trout, and sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.
I would run for president in EU countries, together with friend cuz I don't think I can do it for every country. Then I would unite them and let other not overtaken countries in to. I would have a pretty big army and I would take over Russia. When I have this half of the Western world is mine and I would wait 5 year and create new weapons and technical things like super tanks. Then I would invade China and the USA in no specific order. After that I bomb Japan till they surrender and then the biggest nations are mine. I would have enough to take over the rest.
Then I would unite them and let other not overtaken countries in to.
Assuming you can get say, the French to share a bed with the Germans or Brits. Pretty impossible if you ask me. Oh, and Russia has a much bigger nuclear arsenal compared to all of Europe. So good luck attacking the Bear.
lol.. just going to say.. THE BEST WAY TO RULE THE WORLD... have money... you have to rule the world in secrete.. thats the fun part. when you are the master of puppets you can do ALL kinds of **** with out even consideration of being cought. and the bast way to make money.. Expensive religion, Casino, Stock Market. those three are the best. that or make some lifetime bets...
i want to clone myself 1 billion times.
then i rule the world whit my presence.
all democratic votings will end up like how a want to.
and if people don't want to then i have a personal army of myself that is bigger then any other army.
Technically you could rule the world if you had about 10 trillion give or take a couple million =3
lol... if you had 10 trillions clones.. you would have to raise 10 trillion BABIES!
Well first to you have to rise to position of some sort of power. Then you need to influence to decisions of the rulers of that country. Adding power to the military, secretly of course, would help out later. Then simply start taking over other countries while simultaneously over throwing the rulers of the original country. Do this in a way so that you aren't really coming off as evil but more as though you are doing for a reason. This means that you have to make it look like they did something to you. If another country did get involved they might just choose your side.
After this then you will probably be closer to others countries and a lot more powerful. Simply covertly take them down from the inside by sending in operatives that have been in there for a few years. This whole process will take a long time and might just need to be finished by one of your children.
If you don't want to wait or just want things done quickly then just take a gun and start shooting random rulers.
IT WILL END BADLY EITHER WAY!
I would create two evil organizations that would try to control and censor the Internet and would constantly rip off and deceive their costumers and I would call them RIAA and MPAA. Oh wait, they already exist! :O
Well Id imagine I would need a base of some kind from which to plot from. A laugh for when my enemies fall into my trap. Probably lasers as already mentioned to carve my name into the moon. Cyborg army would work too. A white cat to top it all off.
I would start wars between countries thean i take my place as the Dictator of The ****in' world
Propaganda. But not Hitler's propaganda, or Stalin's, no. Such propaganda that deletes any consciousness out of people. They will be nothing, and if I say 2+2=5, they'll believe it. Control the people by constant monitoring, re-edit the past to suit me best. Okay, somewhat like the 2 madmens' propaganda
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