wow, a lot of people have posted. well, let's get started.
then a rocket launcher takes me out and shoots me away the tree again!
then I say In Soviet Russia 2+2=0
(I'm guessing I missed a lot here) this time, the rocket hits the tree, but the guardian Ommeragnarok has returned from his weakened state, and is ready to attack again.
-50hp
Returned: Ommeragnarok
And if every attack does the opposite, and I have powers of healing, I blast my healing powers at the tree, hoping to drain it's health.
I also make sure if it backfires it is concentrated on me.
sorry, instead you shot out so much holy magic that it canceled out the chaos effect. you did heal yourself a little though.
+20hp:SubZero007
*Takes out a sword and tries to use strike raid on self with it.*
you hurt yourself quite a bit doing so.
-30hp:sonicheroes95
I throw golden apples away from the tree's roots. Backwards, that should be like throwing damage at the tree.
they land on the ground a few feet away, and explode, burning parts of your body.
-30hp:Poizaz00
I cast a chaos spell which because of the current chaos spell should make it an anti-chaos spell muhahahhahahahahaha
lol, sorry, since you have no affinity for dark magic, your spell backfires, and you damage yourself quite a bit.
-20hp:Chess341
I get Pacman to not eat the tree and eat Chess instead.
Chess341 is eaten, and is now being digested by pacman.
Temporarily disabled: Chess341
I attempt to suck the chaos directly out of Chess before Pac-man eats him, using the power to start reclaiming my psycho side.
you suck out the chaos energy, which allows you to communicate to your other half (be careful, depending on what you say, you can end up dead from this) it also heals your body because your DNA has been chaotically charged.
+10hp: Kylelolcat
Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
UDude21
Chess341
Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)
Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_
Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
Kylelolcat
Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
SubZero007
Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
sonicheroes95
current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285
Guardian's health:
68,000hp
Tree: 19,499,999,999,759 HP
Weather: apocalyptic, Hurricane
ground condition: Wet