Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
I send a third of my North Korean android army to battle Skoll, I pray to PerryKid/Bladerunner679 to do anything they can to allow them to succeed, while I try to find where the location of the "rooster" that will raise the dead, using my control, computer integrated, and Santi powers.
I tame a Golem Wyvern from Dragon Valley, and give it a pile of small iron scrap. (Golem Wyverns have thick and sticky skin, and roll in the nearest rubble/gravel/scrap they find to make a coat that protects them from attack.) I then see if it can do something to the tree.
Ok, Ok, I guess watching everyone getting ticked off, then slamming their computers, and pressing F5 over and over in a fit of rage, would be pretty funny to think about after you posted that. Kudos to you. So where is this real Yggdrasil, this is the real Yggdrasil, right? Right?
