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PerryKid

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Nomad

Posted January 3, '12 8:38pm UTC

Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]\r\n\r\nFirst of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.\r\n\r\nNo memes\r\nNo posting own damage\r\nOne attack per turn\r\nIf I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule\r\nNo being an idiot\r\nNo girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks\r\nNo protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)\r\n\r\nBecause this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.\r\n\r\nNote that this is the standard for some of the attacks:\r\n\r\nA chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.\r\nA tree cutter also only does 1 damage.\r\nAxe does 1 damage\r\nBattle axe does 2 damage\r\nNorse Battle axe does 3\r\n\r\nIf people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.\r\n\r\nPeople get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'\r\n\r\nDead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.\r\n\r\nTo make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.\r\n\r\nTree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP\r\nClimate: No wind and sunny

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Santi_

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Nomad

Posted January 29, '12 2:18am UTC

You may be forgetting something, Chuck Norris is vulnerable to Me.
"It is said that the only thing that can attack Chuck Norris and survive is Santi. Some say he went back in time and fought Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan at the same time and won."
I found it at urban dictionary, so it has to be true.
And since Gotterdammerung/Ragnorak may begin soon, I ask PerryKid,"Please tell me great PerryKid, where is the wolf Skoll, and the third ****?"

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted January 29, '12 2:46am UTC

I form a paddle with chaos energy and teleport to Chuck Norris to viciously and brutally spank him with it.

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Santi_

1,900 posts

Nomad

Posted January 29, '12 2:53am UTC

Yeah, what I meant wasn't co*k, I meant bird, or hen, or rooster, or whatever you call it.

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SubZero007

883 posts

Peasant

Posted January 29, '12 3:02am UTC

I have gone ninja.

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SubZero007

883 posts

Peasant

Posted January 29, '12 3:14am UTC

Sorry guys that was a bit irrelevant.

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Bladerunner679

2,487 posts

Blacksmith

Posted January 29, '12 3:21am UTC

In this order:

Um im confused about the lose a turn thing> Does that mean that I cant make another attack for like 10 post or something or what?

You need to post how you get out of the situation you are in. it cannot be an attack post. that is how you lose a turn.

So like if I say,"Hey Chuck! There's a Giant Man-Eating worm over there and they need your help!" then he will leave?

I honestly have no idea.

You may be forgetting something, Chuck Norris is vulnerable to Me.
"It is said that the only thing that can attack Chuck Norris and survive is Santi. Some say he went back in time and fought Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan at the same time and won."
I found it at urban dictionary, so it has to be true.
And since Gotterdammerung/Ragnorak may begin soon, I ask PerryKid,"Please tell me great PerryKid, where is the wolf Skoll, and the third ****?"

fine santi, you kill chick norris (I know it's blasphemous)

ragnarok will begin when the tree is finally destroyed. since the last ragnarok couldn't destroy it.

I form a paddle with chaos energy and teleport to Chuck Norris to viciously and brutally spank him with it.

chuck norris is already dead.

Yeah, what I meant wasn't co*k, I meant bird, or hen, or rooster, or whatever you call it.

call it "my next meal"

I have gone ninja.

Sorry guys that was a bit irrelevant.

extremely irrelevant.

In this order:\r\n\r\n[quote]Um im confused about the lose a turn thing> Does that mean that I cant make another attack for like 10 post or something or what?[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou need to post how you get out of the situation you are in. it cannot be an attack post. that is how you lose a turn.\r\n\r\n[quote]So like if I say,"Hey Chuck! There's a Giant Man-Eating worm over there and they need your help!" then he will leave?\r\n[/quote]\r\n\r\nI honestly have no idea.\r\n\r\n[quote]You may be forgetting something, Chuck Norris is vulnerable to Me.\r\n"It is said that the only thing that can attack Chuck Norris and survive is Santi. Some say he went back in time and fought Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan at the same time and won."\r\nI found it at urban dictionary, so it has to be true.\r\nAnd since Gotterdammerung/Ragnorak may begin soon, I ask PerryKid,"Please tell me great PerryKid, where is the wolf Skoll, and the third ****?"[/quote]\r\n\r\nfine santi, you kill chick norris (I know it's blasphemous)\r\n\r\nragnarok will begin when the tree is finally destroyed. since the last ragnarok couldn't destroy it.\r\n\r\n[quote]I form a paddle with chaos energy and teleport to Chuck Norris to viciously and brutally spank him with it.[/quote]\r\n\r\nchuck norris is already dead.\r\n\r\n[quote]Yeah, what I meant wasn't co*k, I meant bird, or hen, or rooster, or whatever you call it.[/quote]\r\n\r\ncall it "my next meal"\r\n\r\n[quote]I have gone ninja.[/quote]\r\n\r\n[quote]Sorry guys that was a bit irrelevant.[/quote]\r\n\r\nextremely irrelevant.

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sonicheroes95

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Peasant

Posted January 29, '12 3:51am UTC

right... i think i'm gonna use a healing spell on myself...

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted January 29, '12 3:54am UTC

... remove former post... instead, i try using rose thorn on the tree.
(the move where i basically pull out a minigun and unleash hell with it.)

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Kylelolcat

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Nomad

Posted January 29, '12 4:06am UTC

I unleash a beatdown upon the tree with my chaos paddle.

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Santi_

1,900 posts

Nomad

Posted January 29, '12 1:35pm UTC

I ask PerryKid/Bladerunner,"Please tell me, where is the wolf Skoll, and the third 'my last meal', the one who will raise the dead?"

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Chess341

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Shepherd

Posted January 29, '12 1:47pm UTC

Oh I see now well first I call Mrs.Pacman and tell her her husband ate me and I need help getting out.

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SubZero007

883 posts

Peasant

Posted January 29, '12 1:50pm UTC

I take Excalibur from Arthurian legend and imbue my arms with enough strength to shove the sword into the tree up to the hilt.

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Bladerunner679

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Blacksmith

Posted January 29, '12 9:27pm UTC

(the move where i basically pull out a minigun and unleash @#!*% with it.)

you fire, but for some odd reason, the bullets stop in mid-air, right in front of the tree.

Mystery effect: Kylelolcat

unleash a beatdown upon the tree with my chaos paddle.

when you move towards the tree, the bullets turn towards you, and shoot at you at mach 3. you seem to be magnetic as well.

Magnetism: Kylelolcat

I ask PerryKid/Bladerunner,"Please tell me, where is the wolf Skoll, and the third 'my last meal', the one who will raise the dead?"

Skoll is still in the air chasing the sun. when the tree dies, that is when he will catch the sun. as for the rooster, he is still unaccounted for.

Oh I see now well first I call Mrs.Pacman and tell her her husband ate me and I need help getting out.

(you're not going to like how this one ends) Mrs. pacman comes along, and sneaks horse laxatives in his next meal. I don't think I need to elaborate on what happened next.

I take Excalibur from Arthurian legend and imbue my arms with enough strength to shove the sword into the tree up to the hilt.

the moment you lift that sword above your head, you start levitating, and then you launch yourself straight towards kylelolcat. he gets stabbed, and is heavily damaged.

-40hp:Kylelolcat

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
UDude21

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
sonicheroes95

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Guardian's health:
68,000hp

Tree: 19,499,999,999,759 HP

Weather: apocalyptic, Sunny
ground condition: Wet

[quote](the move where i basically pull out a minigun and unleash @#!*% with it.)[/quote]\r\n\r\nyou fire, but for some odd reason, the bullets stop in mid-air, right in front of the tree.\r\n\r\nMystery effect: Kylelolcat\r\n\r\n[quote] unleash a beatdown upon the tree with my chaos paddle.[/quote]\r\n\r\nwhen you move towards the tree, the bullets turn towards you, and shoot at you at mach 3. you seem to be magnetic as well.\r\n\r\nMagnetism: Kylelolcat\r\n\r\n[quote]I ask PerryKid/Bladerunner,"Please tell me, where is the wolf Skoll, and the third 'my last meal', the one who will raise the dead?"[/quote]\r\n\r\nSkoll is still in the air chasing the sun. when the tree dies, that is when he will catch the sun. as for the rooster, he is still unaccounted for.\r\n\r\n[quote]Oh I see now well first I call Mrs.Pacman and tell her her husband ate me  and I need help getting out.[/quote]\r\n\r\n(you're not going to like how this one ends) Mrs. pacman comes along, and sneaks horse laxatives in his next meal. I don't think I need to elaborate on what happened next.\r\n\r\n[quote]I take Excalibur from Arthurian legend and imbue my arms with enough strength to shove the sword into the tree up to the hilt.[/quote]\r\n\r\nthe moment you lift that sword above your head, you start levitating, and then you launch yourself straight towards kylelolcat. he gets stabbed, and is heavily damaged.\r\n\r\n-40hp:Kylelolcat\r\n\r\nTemporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)\r\nlorcharlie984\r\nLucasDaLegend\r\nUDude21\r\n\r\nNorse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)\r\nPerryKid (Original Creator)\r\nBladerunner679 (Current Narrator)\r\n\r\nNorse Heroes: (Epic Players)\r\nSanti_\r\n\r\nNoble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)\r\n\r\nDark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)\r\nKylelolcat\r\n\r\nGood Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)\r\nSubZero007\r\n\r\nUndead: (Dead but put back to life)\r\nsonicheroes95\r\n\r\ncurrent Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)\r\nArmpit\r\nblk2860\r\nthaboss\r\nSergie32\r\nAlexandra222\r\nbilly285\r\n\r\nGuardian's health:\r\n68,000hp\r\n\r\nTree: 19,499,999,999,759 HP\r\n\r\nWeather: apocalyptic, Sunny\r\nground condition: Wet

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SubZero007

883 posts

Peasant

Posted January 29, '12 9:43pm UTC

Kylelolcat: Do you want me do heal you of magnetism?

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted January 29, '12 9:55pm UTC

... on that note.... *pulls out flaregun and fires at the tree intill i run out of the 16 rounds in it*

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