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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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SubZero007
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I grab Sparx0 and d_dude by the throat and throttle them both until their hearts stop beating and smash their heads together until they are jelly for good measure. Then I allow Santi_ to draw a little holy magic from my body and fly away as fast as I can.

Sparx0
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I summon Njord from norse mythology(god of wind), Odin (Death) and Phoenix.


Was this too stupid?
Santi_
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Yeah, you probably can't SUMMON GODS.

Poizaz00
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Was this too stupid?


Nope, we just hate defenders so we kill them. Oh, and summoning gods is impossible, like Santi said.
SubZero007
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And Mahesh protected Sparx0 as well??????

Santi_
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Drop it, Mahesh is a God too, he can do whatever he wants.

light_chaser
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I go on a quest to become a norse hero, or an elementalist. (Evolved noble warrior).

Bladerunner679
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I drop a giant fireball on sparx, and combust his innards.
I keep burning him until he dies, and then I surround his body in holy flames to prevent revival.
I then burn the corpse so revival is even harder.


first, you are no valkyrie so you cannot control holy flames, not even norse heroes can break this rule. as for the burning part: you burn him badly, but something comes out of the blue and strikes you down with an impact. you wonder what it is, only to realize it was one of the tree's roots. it appears the tree understands who is trying to guard it.

-30hp:sparx0

Oh, this is a great oppurtunity. I've been wanting to try something for a while, and now is the perfect time. Using my ability, my inner knowledge of the human mind, my mechanical being, and my true Santi abilities, I fuse my mind and soul into one. As this is going on, I absorb the chaos energy that caused kylelolcat to become corrupt, but not that exact power, I try to absorb the root of the chaos energy, while praying to Brahma and Vishnu to give me holy energy, as well as sapping very little holy energy from SubZero. While my mind and soul are fusing I bond my soul with the four elements, and allow them to become part of me, physically and mentally.


the nexus is created, and you throw the sword in. the sword immediately absorbs the entire nexus, and uses that energy to spur its revival. the blade is now awake and as strong as it once was. you hear the sword whispering, and it asks you to give it a new name so it can bond to you.

...Uhm....tree's like water right? I sprinkle the tree with pure water.


ok, you do that.

ooohhhh I get it. I decide to meditate in that same room(heart shaped), except keeping the element more mixed and near the edges, not going to me. I open my heart and my soul, clearing my mind and meditating.


when you do this, the elements pour their energy into your mind. you all of a sudden know how the elements interact with eachother. your body shudders with energy, and you can now master one of the elements.

LEVEL UP: gameplayer101: Noble Warrior

(congratulations, you now get to choose one of these elements to master:

fire
ice
wind
earth
lightning
water

you can pick one, and along with that you now get a damage bonus of 15%)

I grab Sparx0 and d_dude by the throat and throttle them both until their hearts stop beating and smash their heads together until they are jelly for good measure. Then I allow Santi_ to draw a little holy magic from my body and fly away as fast as I can.


as soon as you try it, the tree's roots grab you, and throw you to the ground. even though the tree is receiving damage, it actually seems to be getting stronger.

I summon Njord from norse mythology(god of wind), Odin (Death) and Phoenix.


I counted it out because of the fact that you posted this after your initial attack post, but Santi_ is right on this one. from now on, all of you can no longer summon gods, only pray and hope they get answered.

summon a Kraken to cause a tsunami so it will hit Yggdrasil.


the tsunami hits the tree, and now the island is completely flooded.

I go on a quest to become a norse hero, or an elementalist. (Evolved noble warrior).


lol, I know what an elementalist is, I created the evolution myself. you begin your quest. (you tell me what you want to do, and I'll base your quest around the posts)

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
UDude21
sonicheroes95
Chess341
ichigo773

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_
Poizaz00

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
light_chaser

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)

Angels: (ultimate good mages)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
sonicheroes95

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285
epicness01

Tree:2,495,452,481,075 HP

Weather: sunny
Ground Condition: Flooded
Wind: minor breeze

@sparx0- last time man, is this new thing you are doing permanent?
Poizaz00
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I spontaneously combust Sparx0's innards.
I then scorch Sparx0 with the flames, and collect heat from all around to make a very powerful heat ray, which I use on Sparx0.
I then sap his soul to power a roaring flame, which I put around his body.
I finally end him with an explosion of flame. If he is still alive, against the odds,
I use a catalyctic lens to blow him up, and the red matter shovel to spleef him into a pit.
I then fire my volcanite amulet into the pit, filling it with lava.
I then use a plasma lance (i.e. giant magnifying glass sattelite) on his body.
If he is STILL alive, I reap his remaining scraps of a soul.

Sparx0
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Ok, I just summon Phoenix.

gameplayer101
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I CHOSE FIRE!!!!
I laugh like a mad man, and try my previously failed attack: I form a GIGANTIC ball of fire. While it is forming, I force some helium into the center and hydrogen on the outside. I basically just made a sun on earth. I throw 5 iron bars into it and begin running for my life. The iron should force the sun into an apocalyptic stage where it expands 100 times, and the iron replaces the helium core. After it expands at temperatures equal to the sun, It should grow 100 times and then slowly shrink to white dwarf size.

Santi_
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I make sure that I'm safe from the heat, then I rename the sword Opstandelsen af menneskeliv. Which is Danish for the resurrection of life. Also, can I draw the nexus I created from the sword, once I have full control of it?

Santi_
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Sorry, what I meant by heat was stopping my heat being sapped, and from the heat gameplayer101 may or may not have made.

light_chaser
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light_chaser
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I want to go for the hero quest.

gameplayer101
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just saying, I would take this turn to run as far away as Antarctica, cause other wise you would be in great danger.

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