ForumsWEPR[dead]Are you Ready for Jesus coming?

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pooh134
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pooh134
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Nomad

I say i am not i need to get off my duffand get working on telling ppl why they should follwo jesus

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Sharkbate
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Peasant

To tell you the truth,i'm not.

eyetwitch
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Shepherd

Ummm, HECK YES!! I look forward to Heaven daily, and since my efforts mean nothing, and he will return when he believes the world is ready, (there's all those specifications in the bible) i'll be quite satisfied upon his return.

daswiftarrow
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Nomad

..nobodys coming for anything

eyetwitch
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Shepherd

@daswiftarrow
lol, my friend might come over to play some rock band later...

Craze77
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I love the Lord with all my heart but I'd like to finish high school, grad. college,get a job, get laid, and have kids.

pc123
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ya me too, BUT i think if you believe that f you have chirst in your heart then your ready to go to heave.

@Craze77
Thats all stuff that wood be nice to have, BUT heaven is so much better then here. And I think that you have so much more stuff that you wont have here like, sin, and pain, and suffering, and you will have JESUS CHRIS right beside you. And thats the best thing that I can think of (but there is a heck of a lot more)

I hope that help see ya lata
WWJD and JESUS LOVE YOU!!!!

Craze77
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I know. If you go to heaven you would never want to go to heaven. I agree with you pc123.

Eric_Cartman
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Eric_Cartman
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Nomad

If jesus did exist and he dosn't if he came to earth, i would buy a jackhammer and "jackhammer" through the croweds just to kill jesus,then we will see if he really is the son of god, he cant kill me and he can revive him self, that would be a miracle

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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If jesus did exist and he dosn't if he came to earth, i would buy a jackhammer and "jackhammer" through the croweds just to kill jesus,then we will see if he really is the son of god, he cant kill me and he can revive him self, that would be a miracle


JACKHAMMER???? Why a jackhammer? Why not an UZI or something fast, powerfull, something to cut through the crouds? Haha JK...lolz

And why can't he kill you? He can just say, "it was self defence" to the judge....oh and he would not get god as the judge, because ahh...that would be unfair to Eric_cartman XD XD....haha
kanethebrain
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Of course I'm ready for him to come over, he was supposed to weed my garden last week!

...Oh, THAT Jesus. whoops. Well, I don't believe there's any children of a Sky Fairy existing anyways, so I haven't been getting ready for something I don't believe will ever happen.

Ricador
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I am not ready

I want to be on Earth longer, i like it here. But when the nuke wars start, he can take me and my whole family.

BASHA
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BASHA
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lol kane if Jesus comes back he will getshot by some islamic extremist or something then i'll laugh my ass of with my friends

Mac_MK
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Nomad

Yea very funny and if that happens to do I'll post it on youtube so everyone can have a lough at you

Divolurr
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Nomad

What is with everyone and the Jesus-bashing? If he does come back, I put $10 up saying none of you will do anything but stare in awe at the Son of God.

And to those who don't believe it will happen, what will you be doing when it does happen? Probably sitting around watching the news reports is the most likely thing.

Seriously, an intelligent response would make you a whole lot more respected than posting dribble about killing him with a jackhammer.

sithman05
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All these people saying about how people are going to kill Jesus when he comes back. Here's the problem the Bible says that He will come in a "twinkling of an eye" (1 Cor. 15:52).

I hope one day everyone will believe in Him but I respect everyone's beliefs so I shall not "force" it on anyone.

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