^^ He isn't part of God, he IS God. Depends on your religion though.
You all are talking about Jesus being born all over again, but this is how I think it will go down.
The Rapture will be upon us, pretty much destroying everything at the feet of the plagues. During that time, some might convert and believe in God, because they realize his power, and realness. (is that a word?) His followers that die will go to Heaven, and after that, the clouds will open, and He will make his kingdom on Earth.
According to an old Onion horoscope- "You'll have your legs broken, your teeth shattered, and your skull caved in by Jesus as he strikes out with his Cruci-Chuks while bellowing that "you should'a used bigger nails" during his unexpectedly macho return" - then the ninjas with greater nun-chuck skills will kill him.
ive been ready since i was 11 ever since i heard the name Jesus i fell in love with always trying to plz him and doing wats right and especially getting saved to go spend eternal happiness with him
Let's *PRETEND* for a second that Jesus really would come. Why in the world would he come when people aren't prepared? It's like Christians don't want that many people in heaven.
Your only suppose to be mentally ready for Jesus's coming not phisically. It even says in the bible that Jesus will come when its the least expected and when people are the most unprepared.
Ok it was like 2 pages ago, but the whole rapture ideology isn't true...it doesn't exist in the bible, lol. when Christ comes he is going to make a new heaven and a new earth. those who survive tribulation (coheed said rapture, i think he meant tribulation) will spend a thousand years(don't quote me on that specific amount of time, memory is vague) on earth with christ as king, and the christians who had died before then, will go to the new heaven.
@asherlee Why is not given in the bible where it says that he will come when we are unprepared....
But why in all bloody hell would he? Last I checked, people were the most cherished creations of god. Which is why he supposedly made a son through a human woman.
And it sounds like you are trying to suggest that god did the old in-out with a plethora of alien species...and made several sons from that? Because then that would imply a universe-wide Christianity pandemic.
And, even though I am an atheist, I really doubt that some god would be the lead broog for so many beings. Even more so since I bet if there were aliens, some of the would birth though eggyweggies. And picturing a baby alien Jesus hatching from a giant eggyweggy is hilarious and silly...
if i knew when he was coming the exact time, id buy a helicopter fly almost out of the atmosphere, (have oxygen tanks) and then jump with no parachute, then right before i hit the ground, everybody would get twinkled, and i would live. (oh and twinkled means every good living things becomes divine and cant die.)
Well I am an Aeithiest, but that does not mean I would not like to see all you people who worship him not get what you guys have been praying and hoping for for so long lolhowever I would say I would be up there in that helicopter with DivineDarkness cause I don't want to get twinkled or burnt and shipped off to some place anytime soon. If that happened, I don't think I would be very happy and if I went, hmmm, what was that place all Atheists go according to the Christian Religion?(not Hell, some place starting with a 'P' Oh well, either way, I would not like that because we don't get any happy endings since if this did happen we're now under what the Bible says, so I'd rather stay here lol =o.
