My Bro My bro is a pest. Always annoying me, non- stop, he's so stupid Love Love's a dirty thing weaving an intricate web Mendable, but hard. The Account this is a new 'count i am also known as Schmid This was for my bro Buddies buddies, i say hi from this new and fun account My friend made for me
Lesson: Parodies are allowed in this thread. Also, translations of haikus might not follow the pattern. For example if u write it in a different language and want to submit it it might not have the English syallable pattern. Here's an example:
Old Pond Frog jumps in Splash! ~Matsuo Basho That was originally written in Japanese hence the syallables not making sense.
Bold and Wary If you are Bold and Wary, Then brave are you very, When you go into battle you think of the girl you want to marry.
For it may be the laste time your sword struck metal, Though you wouldn't rather by home cooting by the kettle, And listen to that sissy-boy who is always playing that fiddle.
You are Bold and Wary, nothing scares you, You are a hero, with a stylish hairdo, And as you go into battle, you shout, "I be killing the foo'.", Because you are Bold and Wary.