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We simply have to look at whats around us to see that everything points to the existence of Aliens. When we stop and take a moment to look at the piles of evidence around us, it's infantisimly clear that there are aliens out there:
(Above: The Pyramids of Giza)
Only a child would believe that the ancient Egyptians built the pyramids. Looking at the evidence and the monumental size of the thing, the only logical conclusion is that it was built by aliens. And they likely built it from the top down, because everyone knows that aliens have anti-gravity technology.
(Above: Stonehenge)
Many archaelogists want you to believe that Stonehenge was a primitive calendar used by the Britons to calculate when the solstices were, but in actuality its some of the last remaining evidence for an ancient alien game of golf. The goal would obviously be to get the ball into the center of Stonehenge to score points. In fact, I propose that the 'craters' on the moon aren't really craters, but the remanents of a few stray balls. This even explains the origins of golf: The British people developed the game watching the aliens play it on the island. 
(Above: Nazca Lines)
Just ask yourself: Who could possibly benefit from these giant figures which aren't fully visible from the ground? The answer is clearly aliens, who likely guided the ancient peoples to draw these so that they might view them as they fly around in their flying saucers. Aliens are the clear answer, though I haven't ruled out the possibility of a 500 foot tall five year old.
(Above: President Barack Obama)
And finally, the greatest peice of evidence to show the proof of aliens. In order to elect Barack Obama as the first black president of the United States of America (USA), aliens used their technology to control the minds of American citizens, primarily minority and youth voters, and manipulated them to vote for Obama. This is clear proof that aliens are, to this day, playing a part in our planet.
Now that you've seen the evidence, you should broaden your mind to the role that aliens have played on our small planet. So now whenever you have a question that can't be easily explained, that doesn't have a clear answer, or if theres ever a shread of doubt in your mind, you can rest in safe assurance that the answer is clearly, undeniably, beyond-a-shadow-of-a-doubt...