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You go to a store, buy the bestselling book, "How to be a Troll" go home, sit on the toilet, start reading and then finish the book. On the very back page there is a note which says: "Congratulations, you wasted $5 on a book for something which 95% of the people in the world can naturally do."

rather than going to a bookstore, you can peruse this website and find some great guides for it.
Like this one

or this!

and my favorite!

also, study this guy.

follow this advice, an you'll be on your way to becoming a class A ******bag in no time.

i troll like this






~manly man

You have succeeded bi making me think you're a sheep. Now bring it home.

First, you post this on every page. rev=/search%3Fq%3Dtroll%2Bface%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=troll+face&usg=__og7sQ2QDf6wr2rRi6koJUfsx-6k=&docid=QFCm3MFfzLDqYM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=mGnWT7jwMons2gXC99C7Dw&sqi=2&ved=0CGUQ9QEwBA&dur=389" alt="http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ordinaryresponse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/trollface.png&imgrefurl=http://www.ordinaryresponse.com/2012/04/01/best-april-fools-jokes/&h=450&w=600&sz=173&tbnid=QFDKc2czBMro2M:&tbnh=102&tbnw=136&amprev=/search%3Fq%3Dtroll%2Bface%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=troll+face&usg=__og7sQ2QDf6wr2rRi6koJUfsx-6k=&docid=QFCm3MFfzLDqYM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=mGnWT7jwMons2gXC99C7Dw&sqi=2&ved=0CGUQ9QEwBA&dur=389" />
(Hope it comes out as a picture instead of words)
Then, you practice singing the trololololol song everyday until you have it down perfectly.
Finally, you enter manual breathing mode.
And thats how you troll.
Teh End

Nope, came out as words.

You can type it! LOL just kidding.

You bully people and sing the trolol song. oh, by the way, that guy died