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R2D21999
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Why r pineapples so sharp y r they called pineapples what does an apple have to do with it?

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Ernie15
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scientists should create softer fruits


I didn't think I'd have to say this to two different people, but you're only supposed to eat the inside.
CheapCheep
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Looks like i'm at THATpart of ArmorGames again...
>_<
Anyway,why don't you google &quotineapples" if your so curious?
Just sayin'...

warriorcats123
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best anser :who cares

Graham
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Why are pineapples objectively wrong?

Ask questions to questions and you will get a question's question's question.

Forth-with-hoo.

Minotaur55
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Well....... I KNOW!

They are called pineapples cause they are sharp like pines and.......ummmmm......they are juicy like apples? XD

That is all I got. For now. XD

Q_File
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They are called pineapples cause they are sharp like pines


Pines are sharp? I've never cut myself on a pine needle or a pinecone, and the tree itself would not be described as sharp.
greentrev106
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Many things, my friend.... many things.

hokzwijn
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Think about it if you would put a pine on an apple it would look a little like a pineapple. Also they are sharp because pineneedles are too sometimes. It all makes sense.

warriorcats123
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i love pianappels therefore earthlings there is nothing wroung with them

R2D21999
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How about you just eat the already available softer fruits?


nah too much work
HahiHa
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they are juicy like apples?

Most fruits we eat are juicy so that doesn't really make sense.

Think about it if you would put a pine on an apple it would look a little like a pineapple.

You'd have to be crazy to think of something like that out of the blue.

Also they are sharp because pineneedles are too sometimes.

Pineneedles are pointy, not sharp. And the fruit itself is the reason for the name, not the leaves on top of it. Google it, wikipedia it, there's an actual historical reason for the name. Or just look on this thread a few pages ago, it has already been posted.
Salvidian
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Threads like this make me question humanity's mental capacity.

Nothing is wrong with pineapples. It's an aquired taste.

DDeath1098
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pine for the spikes on the edges and apple for as it is a fruit

hokzwijn
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You'd have to be crazy to think of something like that out of the blue.


I am not crazy I'm just rational. Also when you think about it I am right.
HahiHa
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I am not crazy I'm just rational. Also when you think about it I am right.

You sir have an uncommon imagination. And I (or rather Wikipedia) already said why it's called pineapple which is not the reason you stated, so no, you're not right in that point.
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