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What do you call Britny Spears when standing next to Chuck Norris.........you call her dead cause he snaps her in half.

thos are funny

the chuckstritch

Well, I like Chuck norris, and I only know one joke.

When Chuck Norris does a Push-up, he doesn't push up. He pushes the earth down.

lolchuck norris dosent play WoW he lives it

If tapped, the power behind chuck norris' roundhouse kick could supply the city of newyork with power for 43 minutes.

when chuck noris jumps in water he dosent get wet the water gets chuck norris

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird

hahahahh! that thing u type in goodle..is soo funny!

Air

What is underneath Chuck Norris' beard? Another fist!

How did the world start? The same way the Earth is going to end: Chuck Norris and his clone round house kicked each other.

Why doesn't Chuck Norris have hairs on his balls? Nothing grows on steel!

Why did we come up with nasa? To try to get away from Chuck!
"Houston we have a problem"!

"what"?

"Chuck Norris just passed by my window"!

"Dammit"!!!!

Chuck Norris can round house kick you SO HARD that you great great great great grandchildren will come out doing back flips! If you survive.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer! To bad he doesn't cry.

Chuck Norris can kick the cancer out of you!

Wow, I can keep going!

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heres 2 vids for ya that are about chuck norris

mike huckabee ad:chuck norris approved

this is the chuck norris song by Mr. Safety
there both good for a couple of jokes I just hope I got the codes right so this post doesn't look like ****

Some people write their name in snow... Chuck Norris writes his name in concrete.

When kids come out of labor they cry because they were born in a world with Chuck Norris.

A kids worst moment is not when they know that Santa isn't real... it's when they learn Chuck Norris is.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck norris doesn't sleep. he waits.

chuck norrice invented the robot dance when he kicked a guys spine. the guy isnt dancing its how he moves

Chuck Norris fell in love and broke it.